Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal: Part 5, and part 10 of the double feature. twelve more parts to go through a 2 hour 38 minute journey! Welp.

• 0:06 JEN: Oh, please do! But not me, of course. Just the ones with borders around their bodies. And the toys, they ain’t real either.
• 0:15 JEN: That’s not all I want of you, Aughra…
• 0:58 JEN: Adventures are more exciting when solo, you know. Next you’d be stalking Anakin Skywalker…
• 1:12 *earns more money* £20!
• 2:23 AUGHRA: Your evil schemes to invade others’ privacy, that’s what!
• 2:36 AUGHRA: …and those blasted cartoons!
• 2:43 AUGHRA: Or worse, life as we know it will be muted!
• 3:11 JEN: Says the creatures who’ve been dominating over a thousand planets!
• 4:10 Well, I’m not even seeing that much of Piglet, so I’ll go for this one instead. *grabs a whole bunch of glasses and drinks them all*
• 4:22 Yes I know, Pooh. It’s boring, isn’t it? Not the movie, though.
• 5:08 My exact feelings on the sound volume.
• 6:01 JEN: Why, Lord? Why?!