Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal: Part 7. You can always count on formerly lovable cartoon characters to ruin your first date.

  • 0:06 Expect a scare reaction montage in 3… 2… 1…
  • 0:17 Seriously? No scares, just characters commenting about mud puddles? Feck you, YakkoWarnerMovies!
  • 0:44 £30!
  • 0:53 JEN: Will you guys shut up? You’re taking away my chance to score!
  • 2:54 JEN: Or so “Yakko” want them to.
  • 2:57 Only because you’re made out of limited animation.
  • 3:40 JEN: Kira, don’t!
  • 4:06 JEN: Ugh, you have no idea what’s going on here, don’t you?
  • 4:43 JEN: Kira, look. These characters have infected hundreds and hundreds of movies, and pretty soon the whole galaxy will be affected by meaningless reaction shots and subtitles! To heck with the crystal, *whispers* we must get rid of them first.