Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal: Part 11. With all those toons stealing Jen’s lines, I’m starting to feel that I’m a little bit in character as Jen in comparison…
0:05 Wait, was that a slow-mo effect? Why the hell didn’t you think of that before?
0:30 JEN: Do I look smart to you guys?
1:13 JEN: Good thing there are only two of these…
1:23 Consult Genie for the right answer.
1:47 PIGLET: Oh, it’s not a play. It’s a clusterfudge.
1:56 Augh. They speak so much of the obvious that they spoiled the ending.
2:19 I guess he wants YOU to stay!
2:36 Thank God. For a second I thought there’d be another musical number.
2:56 JEN: *in his head* The prophecy didn’t say anything about cartoons, either.
4:35 The Skeksis = the creator. The crystal = Pooh’s Adventures. The Podling = the viewer.
6:59 So, what about Tip and Tennessee?
7:10 JEN: *in his head* I hate you, Kira…
Comments:
“Oh look. Our heroes geot a ride. Now they are on the way. Oh man. It’s just as I thought, one of Skeksis, the Scientist puts the Podlings at the chair, draining their essence for the Fountain of Youth to make an Emperor young. Good thing that doesn’t work. They need Gelflings. And what movie was it that shows Woody on 7:04?”
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).