Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of the Dark Crystal: Part 13, the second part to currently stand with two dislikes. *rubs his stomach* And pretty soon I’m going to lose two subscribers.

• 0:17 What?
• 0:24 Oh. Forgot that this thing is a western.
• 0:54 *slams his head on the desk repeatedly*
• 1:03 *drinks another whole glass*
• 1:11 *drinks yet another* Cut it out, you piece of crap, you!
• 1:22 *drinks* Oh, if only I were drunk…
• 1:45 *drinks again, but notices something* Wait. I haven’t been drinking beer this whole time. It’s ginger ale!
• 1:57 *drinks the ginger ale once again* Huh, so this game’s doing me good after all. *looks down* Comparatively…
• 2:05 *drinks it for the sixth time*
• 2:13 *and the seventh*
• 2:22 *eighth time in a row* I *hic* bloody well hope so!
• 2:29 *ninth* Oh, dear. I think I’m about to break my personal record.
• 2:37 *breaks his record, and sees his followers disappear* Next video, I’m counting.
• 2:48 Pooh! It’s time.
• 2:54 Heh heh. Works never.
• 3:53 What a way to imprison poor Garfield.
• 4:03 What’s a real life human doing in The Dark Crystal when she isn’t a puppeteer?
• 4:04 It turns out that she is at the very least a voice actress.
• 4:06 Pooh, you may not have the brightest of minds, but that’s the dumbest question I’ve heard you ask in my life.
• 4:09 Shouldn’t that apply to the walruses and bears as well?!
• 4:12 And now, part 2 of the cliché - Owl’s cowboy musical number.
• 4:55 Finally, back to the plot. The Skeksis has been waiting for more than a minute.
• 5:30 And now, the world premiere of Winnie the Pooh and The Adventures of Tintin.

Comments:

• “Man, those two Skeksis are funny when they see Kira and the heroes and head to the main cham.”
• “why not show the dark crystal in its entirety? i would appreciate it ”