Heck No Pooh's Adventures

• 0:13 No wonder the grammar was so cheesy.
• 4:25 You think? *holds a blood-stained knife*
• 4:30 And I would like to thank you for making them such unlikable assholes.
• 4:41 Yes, Pooh even invaded a documentary. No one is safe, kids.
• 4:52 NOPE
• 4:59 EVEN MORE NOPE
• 5:12 Here! Keep my NOPE!
• 5:21 Take my WHY, too.
• 5:32 Great?
• 5:42 *hangs from the ceiling*
• 5:47 *falls down*
• 6:00 The true heroes. Shame they’re all going to die…
• 6:56 Remember in my parody video when I used a clip of CG Pooh Bear? well…

Comments:

• “yakko, THAT….was incredible. you put that KH cut scene to arvelous use”
• “"Wow. AWESOME CREDITS. AND NICE BONUS ENDING WITH HADES, JAFAR, IAGO, URSULA, THE DUKE, JOKER, HARLEY QUINN AND MALEFICENT. AND NICE LIST OF UPCOMING PROJECTS. AND YOU MADE A WINNIE THE POOH CROSSOVER WITH AN EPISODE OF HENRY’S AMAZING ANIMALS?! NO WAY! THAT’S AMAZING. I LOVE HENRY’S AMAZING ANIMALS. I USED TO WATCH THAT SHOW WHEN I WAS A KID.”

Okay. My ranting isn’t effective enough. Like my last commentaries, was totally ridiculous, childish, over the top, repetitive, generally unfunny, obsessive over my personal interests, less logical than Sony-Mae and not as much criticism as it was a hell of a lot of role-playing, but when a two-and-a-half hour video is this torturous, and the comments are this questionable, your behaviour really suits it. So, what did I think of The Dark Crystal’s butchery?

• Misplaced characters: 
• Dumbing down:
• Drinking games:
• Engrish: 
• Irrelevance:

Overall: 4.4/5

Something I wouldn’t really cheat at. 0.22/10. This is basically why when you go on your own, the audience feels suspense. With Pooh’s Adventures, however, only the poorest of taste would find something to enjoy. The Dark Crystal was not supposed to be a departure from the happy-go-lucky mood of The Muppet Movie - does everything need to be taken over by a once-adored teddy bear?

Pooh’s Adventures is a stalk over our childhood memories, turning the biggest brains of cartoon history into simple-minded douchebags, and while it’s better not to watch it, it’s sickening to see it done to death. It doesn’t improve movies, it just makes everything terrible. And seeing how of all the characters they could choose it has to be Pooh, I may have a form of autism (and it figures, seeing what I just typed up the whole way through these things), but when it’s this restrained (which is not at all), then it’s one of the stupidest fandoms ever experienced on YouTube and everywhere else. Ironically, this ain’t over. I’ll explain the rest in a language those Pooh splicers can understand in a few posts time. Join me after that as I re-experience Beauty and the Beast. In furry-D!