Heck No Pooh's Adventures

More like Beauty and the BeastS.

I watched El Arca and I can see the appeal - the lions have curves. But that’s all. The rest is just toilet gags, a bird strip club, the mentions of “big boobs”, hell and drugs [sic], terrible voice acting, overly conspicuous CGI, a lack of any consistent humour, a King Louie rip-off, a panther named “Panty” and the involvement of the director of one of the animated Titanic movies. One of its most rabid fans, according to the same guy that submitted the Flintstones movie, is Captain Leo. Or Lionheart Captain. Or Benny the Beast. He used to do crossovers, and they at first looked like this.

He happened to improve quite fast, though, although a lot of what he does nowadays looks kind of cheesy and traced (I doubt he actually did). And to no one’s surprise, he also does crossover adventure videos. Drawings can exist in these kinds of videos, but the main difference is that not only does he use his drawings as well as clips from other cartoons, he has a video maker more advanced than Windows, he can do voices, and his own characters actually appear in the original settings of the movie. So from what I can tell, he’s the most advanced crossover adventure video creator of them all. But is the concept any good? Well, so begins my most hypocritical commentary yet - Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast: Part 1.

0:11 Animation not necessary!
0:15 Another example of DreamWorks going out of character.
0:18 And now, clips from a movie where a stripper chicken takes her bra off in front of the eyes of many children.
0:25 This is what happens when you bring a Mary Sue into a movie!
0:44 A dog? Eh, that’s kind of natural, I guess.
0:46 Genie?
0:50 Oh, come on.
0:55 THAT ANIMATION
0:58 Oh dear, someone’s not going to get a very legal treatment…
1:04 Well, at the very least that was better than seeing clips spliced into the opening of Timon and Pumbaa.
1:40 If there’s anything this does have that’s common in the world of Pooh’s Adventures, it’s the chance of low quality.
2:48 Did I mention that these videos not only go for movies related to anthropomorphic animals?
3:59 Those blurs aren’t the only evidence of editing…
4:53 Oh God. Here wWait. Where’s the subtitles?
4:59 As someone who draws some generic animal mutants (and you wouldn’t want to know how unless you’re a size accepter), I can safely say this: Oh boy…
5:06 That character looks more like the daughter of Dagnino and Shere Khan.
5:22 Who’s that?
5:26 It’s the Beast with a shave!
5:28 Okay, that voice seems a little too Chris-Chan-ish…
5:49 Worst Rafiki impersonation ever.
6:01 Finally. A genius in this Pooh’s Adventures cult!
6:13 Because in cartoons, everyone gets fooled by Bugs Bunny!
6:24 And now back to good animation.
6:55 Good animation will return.
7:28 Not even with such audible talking can she hear you.
8:41 With a disguise like that, people will be thinking Belle’s even funnier than before.
10:32 There were strange impersonations of Rafiki and the cast of The Ark in this, and yet no one could dub Belle? Okay, this won’t be so exciting after all. At least there’s slo-mo instead of Toonguy’s repetition.
11:00 *shakes his head in disapproval*
12:00 GASTON: Wait, did she say something just then?
12:13 Aren’t you a villain?
12:23 Acting!
12:45 MAURICE: Help! A lion’s in the house! And it talks!
13:14 And now, the cliché that is why being joined by too many odd characters when you used to go on your own is a pain in the ass.
13:37 MAURICE: Although I know you’re talking lions and I’m expecting to be on the menu anytime soon.
13:53 MAURICE: Just look at them! They’re mutant human/lion hybrids!
14:13 And neither is the gang that suddenly kidnapped you.
15:06 BELLE: Rafiki? You’ve had a cold since the last time I saw you.