Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast: Part 8. The rather obnoxious finale!

• 0:02 AAAAAAAAAARGH
• 0:08 WHY WOULD YOU ENJO*looks at the dislikes* Hmm…
• 0:18 You’re ruining the surprise!
• 0:56 Oh, that’s just bland.
• 1:35 Finally, some of them don’t sound so bored anymore.
• 3:27 Except for your voice.
• 5:19 Greatness ruined by Gary Stus.
• 7:54 And that soul was overpowered by a bunch of El Arca fans.
• 8:08 A match made in hell.

Okay, so this movie was quite different from the rest. I may have created such gunk as Finding Riraty, but if there’s anything I have to say about this, then it’s this - the contrast between subtitles and dubbing was concerning, the character development was wiser than your average Pooh’s Adventure video but still typically stupid, the singing was bad, any humour the classic once had is spoiled by the unfunny furry scenes, the singing is bad, the Rafiki impersonation is bad, the singing is terrible, the video splicing is faulty, the singing is a disgrace, the extra storytelling is insane, and the singing is torture. I guess I could do worse, but then again, I review movies that have better cinematography than mine.

• Faith to the Pooh’s Adventures formula: 
• Gary Stus: 
• Drinking games: 
• Bad singing: 
• El Arca: 

Overall: 2.6/5

0.48/10. I can definitely see the appeal in this video, but even for someone who’s wasted his life drawing mutants with eating disorders, which things like this make me kind of regret, it’s basically a waste of, erm, talent. It could’ve been more interesting if it didn’t obsess over the character design of an otherwise heavily offensive film, and wasn’t even a Pooh’s Adventures video, but not by a mile. Like a handful of other crossover adventure videos, it does not turn the movie into a pleasant experience, no matter how okay the editing is in comparison. But it’s also a video that makes you feel some kind of regret for filling up the page with useless commentary. Because I can’t draw that well and I… I… Um, see me next time when I riff on a worthier video. And remember, kids…