Heck No Pooh's Adventures

For those of you who may not know, Amazing Animals was one of Dorling Kindersley’s many educational series, made into a TV show co-produced with the Disney Channel and starring a CG gecko named Henry. Among the documentary footage provided of wild animals, there were also 2D cartoon segments and a bunch of other animal characters. You heard me - Disney, CG gecko, 2D cartoon segments. And you know what that means - from the creator of the double feature of overblown terror, Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals!

• 0:52 And there’s the dated Nickelodeon logo, put in there for the same reason as The Little Mermaid 2.
• 1:08 What frame rate!
• 1:26 So much companies, and you didn’t even take out the last ’s’.
• 1:51 Subliminal Pongo.
• 2:00 Isn’t it blatantly obvious why Yakko chose this?
• 2:15 I will admit this - this really should’ve been part of the Simba, Timon and Pumbaa’s Adventures series. Pooh doesn’t do crap about anything, anyway.
• 2:35 Even the VHS can’t take it.
• 3:22 I wanted to learn about nature, not this scene again!
• 3:47 And yet you’re supposed to be in a white background.
• 3:59 Hey, wait a minute. You forgot to introduce the play!
• 4:10 It’s the screencap I used on my first ever post to this blog!
• 4:35 *sobs*
• 5:13 At least the obvious is taking over bad editing.
• 5:47 That scene lasted about a minute and 12 seconds, and it’s going to return soon enough.
• 5:55 The Hundred Acre Wood. Where else do you think you are?
• 6:17 It really is Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters all over again at this point.
• 7:13 Prepare for a lot of dumbing down.
• 7:21 If a kid watched this, would he be watching a modified comedy, or a documentary?
• 7:30 I’m sorry, but I’m not learning anything from this. I’m just distracted by the excessive reaction shots.
• 8:26 You can’t even spell “lizard” right.
• 8:28 Okay, everyone. Be prepared. The drinking game’s gone to this clip.