Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Oh, boy. We’ve got another double feature. I heard about this video a few days before SmartNoob89 requested it. Thanks for reminding me to tear it down! In this video, not only does a kid take on a mediocre Batman movie, but he also goes as far as to make a Pooh’s Adventure out of Hotel Mario. Yes, the whole game. The cutscenes, and the gameplay. How will a Let’s Play with cartoon characters work out? We’ll just have to wait and see. Get ready for part 1 of Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario.

• 1:04 Even though Nintendo didn’t make Hotel Mario, he just add to add a logo in to extend the rubbish.
• 1:32 Please tell me that wasn’t customised.
• 1:52 Ever notice how many Pooh’s Adventures creators who use this intro happen to use “Spookable Pooh”?
• 1:58 Oh, of course that logo was customised. Please don’t tell me he will be making a cameo in the “story”.
• 2:05 He subtitled himself?
• 2:13 He keeps blocking his appearance behind red text. What, is he camera shy?
• 2:20 Finally, a subtitle that actually lets him see us.
• 2:28 Regular Show? You can’t survive without this kind of Windows Movie Maker crap, can you?
• 2:35 Looking at the letterbox that keeps appearing, I get the feeling that he happened to take these from other Pooh’s Adventures videos.
• 2:38 At least this is using YouTube Poop material. But even so, it’s already a very bad YouTube Poop.
• 2:54 Bingo.
• 3:25 Well, that was quick.
• 3:29 CD-I BOWSER: Wait. You’re my son?
• 3:31 Bad grammar, random Sailor Moon villain inclusion and this has seven likes. Tut tut tut…
• 3:35 CD-I BOWSER: Of course you’re not my son. You’re the son of, well, whoever that guy is!
• 3:37 REMINDER: Do not add subtitles to footage where the character is already speaking through a bubble.
• 4:00 That’s what we all love about sentence mixing - the chance of bad grammar is a lot lower.
• 4:07 “Your” misuse? Check./So you haven’t even seen George sitting near a green tyrannosaurus before?
• 4:20 Oh, come on. His lip sync didn’t even remotely fit with those words.
• 4:33 And they’re only here to say things like that.
• 4:49 Join Mario as he travels with some unrelated cartoon characters to stop Bowser, the Koopaling, Bowser Jr. Mistress Nine and Ings!
• 5:10 This is why subtitles should be white, black, or bordered.
• 5:32 Isn’t it ridiculous when not one, but two people work on a video that isn’t even well-made?
• 6:06 Shut up, Mordecai. You can’t even execute it as well as CD-i Mario.