Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Oct 7

Jak and Daxter’s Adventures of Rock-a-Doodle, Part 6. As if the original ending couldn’t get any stupider!

  • 0:39 Ohh no not you again.
  • 0:42 What is this, Family Guy?
  • 2:17 *clip critique* This was actually the best part of the movie.
  • 2:44 “Sora, are you really Edmond?”
  • 2:53 That moment where Edmund ends up looking like Dale. Or an ugly Mrs. Brisby, in terms of Don Bluth canon.
  • 3:15 What, is it Kairi’s Adventures now?
  • 6:53 And it was too late for Jak to react.
  • 8:35 Oh, there’s Jak. His voice hasn’t been the same ever since he went absent for almost 8 minutes.
  • 8:52 But is Jak a robot, too! I demand an explanation! Give it to me! Please!
  • 8:53 And wasn’t it all a dream?
  • 9:24 If Kairi is supposed to be offering it to Jak, why is she giving it to Sora?
  • 9:33 We can tell Sora was there. What are we, stupid? *reads the comments* Oh.
  • 9:46 Fancy that, it ended like that Ghostbusters video. Good God, what a piece of crap.
  • 9:58 Well, of course. It continues for a thousand more videos!
  • 11:19 Worst credit sequence EVER.
  • Character absence: 
  • Subplots: 
  • Bad grammar: 
  • Lack of explanation: 
  • Audience stupidity: Well, duh.

Overall: 5/5

0/10. Yet another bloody terrible one. Honestly, why the hell did people enjoy this? Did they find a compelling plot in this? Did they just come (double entendre) for Jak and Daxter, even though Jak was just a replacement for Sora and Daxter barely even did anything? Do they like everything? Or do crossovers just make them masturbate? Good thing Rock-a-Doodle is already a mess, anyway.