Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Halloween’s coming up, so here’s something really scary! No, it’s not a ghost, a zombie or a British PSA. It’s another crossover Adventure video. Now, I haven’t seen an episode of Phineas and Ferb yet. Nor have I watched Gravity Falls. Well, Bounty Hamster is a great show and Swampy worked on that as well. So it’s about time I did watch an episode, didn’t I? Well, sorta. It’s been ruined by some train-loving creep who wants to be in that Phineas and Ferb movie so badly. Well, here’s Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 45: That’s the Spirit, part 1.

• 0:04 You got that right.
• 0:12 Oh, damn. Just when I laughed.
• 0:15 What’s with the Movie Maker effects?
• 1:18 Oh, no. Prepare for unrestrained ASD.
• 1:26 Wait. It’s not a boy? IT’S A MAN?! *sobs* I forgive you, AJsongz!
• 1:33 Ladies and gentlemen, Reese and his little brother are officially geniuses.
• 1:39 I agree, Phineas and friends. I agree.
• 1:48 And he’s doing impersonations now? I’m sorry for ever judging you, Rafiki impersonator!
• 1:53 Well, you are creeping me out…
• 2:10 At least add subtitles like Benny the Beast would do!
• 2:19 I feel like the rest of this commentary is just going to be jokes about mental institutions. *holds out a straitjacket in preparation*
• 2:40 How do you know? It’s even less likely than I that you’re going to ever touch one.
• 2:47 The Thomas fandom, I tell you…
• 2:50 To be fair, his Phineas impression is not the worst.
• 3:00 Oh God. How many times do I have to say “Oh God”?
• 3:17 You know your train impression sucks when the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it’s more charismatic than Waynopercy.
• 3:29 No, Trainboy. What are you talking about?
• 3:35 Okay, now I’m confused. He’s the narrator now?!
• 5:13 This is the face I’ve been making the whole scene through.
• 5:45 There’s a manchild whose only friends come from a Disney cartoon!
• 6:12 The cry of my childhood as it gets flushed down a manchild’s toilet.
• 6:40 Speaking of which, when are we going to see more of Trainbitch anyway?
• 7:34 Well, that was an incredibly upsetting flashback.
• 7:38 And it overpowers anything else in your tiny mind.
• 7:57 Everything you’d rather be doing than embarrassing yourself on YouTube.

Part 2 has been blocked in the UK, but here’s all I can say:

• Embarrassment: 
• Bad impersonations: 
• Nightmare fuel: 
• Bad parenting: 
• Manchildishness: 

Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. I’m sorry, but I haven’t cracked up or even cried this much since I watched Birdemic. Just from watching those 8 minutes, I feel even better about myself than before. I may have ASD myself, but I don’t think it goes as far as this. I know not to embarrass myself that harshly without knowing what I’m doing. This guy on the other hand, is worthy of attention from the troll community. With a beard like that, he should know better. Not even Chris-chan has a beard. And it turns out that he’s done much more crossovers like this, so I’ll check them out whenever possible. In the meantime, Trainboy, look at your life! Look at your choices! That is all. Happy Halloween.

Featured comment: “Good Part Jon and Great Idea having a Thomas story in it. A Couple questions: 1. Could I possibly guest star in an upcoming episode? and 2. Could I be the one to tell a Thomas Story in it?”