Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Now, I will admit that when you read Benny’s channel description, he seems like a decent guy. He says he has a “big sense of humor” and a “big sense of generosity”. He also wrote a children’s book exclusively for Amazon.com and looks to find experience in becoming a professional animator. He also has a good taste in music, as he may not like country, but does enjoy classical.

That is, until you watch his videos. Because now, at the request of a single follower, I’m going to be riffing Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic.

• 1:49 Now, I’d like to remind you all that they’re not actually invading any of the Titanic movies. They’re basically travelling on the ship with the help of scenes from various movies and real life events. This doesn’t sound terrible, but it’s time-travelling furries on a ship where more than a thousand people died. Oh, brother.
• 1:56 The furries wrecked Disney World! We’re doomed already!
• 2:02 Trip to a theme park? Don’t they LIVE in a theme park?
• 2:48 I’d also like to remind you that this part has 28 likes and only a couple of dislikes. All for a racist baboon impersonation.
• 2:54 The end!
• 3:08 And of all the years you could pick, you had to offend us all. What next, getting a job in 2001?
• 3:19 Go back to the ark, why don’t you.
• 3:37 No wonder why he keeps making these videos.
• 4:04 So who’s going to be educated by this? Any suggestions?
• 4:18 No, it’s the Big Bang.
• 4:39 Just because Bugs Bunny could fool people when in drag, doesn’t mean that nobody will notice that you look like a lion!
• 4:41 Beige? What beige? It’s black and white!
• 4:44 Yet they seem to be taking it quite well.
• 4:54 And try not to scare the ticketmaster in the process!
• 5:38 And they call you a scientific genius?
• 5:47 TICKET MAN: LION! TALKING LION! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
• 6:18 And this got more respect than the Italian animated Titanic movies?
• 6:42 Looks like we have the only character who actually attended the second highest grossing movie ever made.
• 7:17 Jesus Christ, the captain from The Legend of the Titanic? Benny liked this movie too? Well, if he’s such a big fan of El Arca then I guess he’d enjoy just about anything.
• 7:44 I’d have to give this video some credit - they finally chose a plot point where the people actually take notice that Benny and the gang ain’t human.
• 7:50 And yet they actually turned into humans. Especially Rafiki, who turned into a dog.
• 8:41 This we didn’t see in the movies. But will we actually learn anything from an El Arca fanboy?
• 8:56 Already we’re getting cluelessness from someone who thinks he’s feeling sorry for them when we’re really supposed to jizz at this.
• 9:23 Among those currently rolling their graves…
• 9:29 Implying that they actually are rich.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)