Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titanic, part 5. Benny laments about his stupidity.

• 1:17 It was incredibly pointless anyway!
• 1:53 No. NO. NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• 2:21 No, Benny. WE’RE doomed.
• 2:28 We can already see who Rafiki’s really hitting - a cartoon wildebeest, and not a cartoon wannabeast.
• 4:39 Worst pause cut using an expensive movie maker EVER.
• 5:03 “Johnny look down the Grand Staircase and sees water rising up from below.” Why does this fanfic keep using both past and present tense?
• 5:15 Okay, that actually holds the record.
• 5:37 You seriously thought that would add some humour?
• 6:29 *cries* Please stop…
• 8:26 Eh, at least there’s no giant octopus.
• 9:24 A sword? MOON POWER? Oh, my hate for this is unbelievable.
• 9:43 Wait. What were the swords for again? To piss me off?
• 9:48 RABBIT: Ada– How can you think of [mermaids] at a time like this?
• 9:50 Yes, to piss me off, alright.
• 10:21 All of this led to Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures of the Little Mermaid?! MOST OFFENSIVE STORY CONNECTION EVER.
• 10:35 I feel bad for everyone involved in the disaster, especially for having the mood lightened by furries.
• 12:28 TCastro? The guy who used to be my friend? How could you?!
• 13:30 You mean the guy who loved the Titanic so much he screwed it? In the ass, no less?

• Lack of jokes: 
• Lack of continuity: 
• Lack of accurate impersonations: 
• Lack of charisma: 
• Lack of taste: 

Overall: 6.8/5

-0.36/10. This is the worst Fantasy Films Adventure yet. It’s offensive, boring, idiotic and, looking at the ratings, highly overrated. And what’s more, the death of 1500 people is followed by The Little Mermaid. This is just as bad as the animated Titanic movies from Italy, and you can’t help but get horrifying flashbacks to In Search of the Titanic. Plus, why do people get fooled that easily in the videos by disguises, even when they’re worn by lions? This is especially insulting as it treats the Titanic crew like they’re stupid. It’s not educational, it’s fap worthy (Here’s looking at you, Kane Taker). And it’s trying to be serious, which provides no answer to the question, “Who is it aimed at?” Well, it’s not for children, but it surely ain’t for people with heart either. What a way to celebrate a centennial, eh?

Featured comment: “Wow! All the people who are involved in all 5 parts of the Titantic special are really amazing. Great voice acting, great effects and great music. I am a real life friend of KaneFan701 and I will rate Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures on the Titantic…5 Mickey Mouse icons out of 5.”

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)