Psyga Reads Pooh’s Adventure of The Princess and the Togepi
So, I expressed an interest in Pooh’s Adventures Fanfiction on the Heck No Pooh’s Adventures tumblr, and someone by the name of atalonbyanyothername sent me a link to one of the fanfics. And so, I decided to read.
IT’S READIN’ TIME!
So we have this giant ass cast list full of people. I doubt that this is allowed on Fanfiction.net, but it seems it’s there, clear as crystal. SKIP.
And… Oh my… He actually wrote in a Pooh’s Adventures intro. You know, something like this? SKIP.
We actually start off with Pooh, to my surprise, not setting up a play or in the desert. So already, this author got a point for effort. The only difference is that it starts out with a very similar plot to that one Pooh story where he gets stuck in Rabbit’s hole. That was actually my favorite Pooh story.
Anyways, Christopher Robin pops by, and the narration explains to us that Christopher Robin is a badass who fights Heartless and that a long [BLANK] ago, he… pretty much stole Peter Pan’s story by severing Fat Cat’s hand and feeding it to… A T-REX? Okay, that’s pretty crazy awesome. If only we had seen it. Meh, I’m pretty sure this guy wrote the story and that I just need to be linked to it. Oh, and Jane Darling is his boyfriend.
And so they have dinner with Dora the Explorer, her pet monkey Boots, a few OCs, Pierre, who can change from a 12-year old boy to a 14-year old girl… Wait, that last bit was an error? Uh… Okay then.
Oh, and Japanese Puss in Boots. Wonder if he serves pizza as a samurai…
