Heck No Pooh's Adventures

I recently said that I will reblog anything Thomas-related, and so, in case you weren’t aware these actually exist, I’m going to be riffing a video where he joins magical ponies on an adventure through the result of YouTubers liking just about anything. And I’m not talking just about Pooh’s Adventures, I’m talking about a webseries that has the same plot line in every episode. Fillies and gentlecolts, Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Annoying Orange - Captain Blood Orange.

• 0:01 So far, it’s already stupid. Thomas is a train. Trains can only run on rails, and cannot fit into an entire kitchen.
• 0:05 You think that’s interesting? Thomas and Twilight have adventures all across the frickin’ world.
• 0:13 You and me both.
• 0:17 Okay, if they are really going to be on a boat, it would make sense for Thomas to transport inside a ferry. And yet, he won’t be able to see what is going on.
• 0:27 Okay, so it’s a supermarket. That doesn’t make any difference to the logic of this crossover!
• 0:41 Really, if they had to travel on a pirate ship, it would sink in an instant.
• 0:57 Besides, it makes more sense (but not my a mile) to use the CG trains because their mouths move.
• 1:03 And the ponies’ first appearance is nothing more than a gasping shot.
• 1:30 This is just more proof that these people would enjoy anything.
• 1:39 Aren’t they even too big to be on that ship? Give us an explanation! Did they shrink down? Is Thomas nothing more than a toy train?
• 1:53 My thoughts exactly.
• 2:06 People, this is all they’re put on the ship for. Stating the obvious and reacting. Like most other Pooh’s Adventures videos.
• 2:10 Such bad continuity. First he’s being narrated and then he’s talking with his own mouth.
• 2:34 Cummin’ Dick Cold!
• 2:37 One of the only shots that actually fits.
• 2:56 There they go again. Reacting so the fruits don’t have to!
• 3:15 He’s rolling on the rail while the fruits are on a ship on wheels, and my brain is currently bleeding.
• 3:44 Hello? They’re just playing around. Why get so wussy?
• 4:41 I do hate it when they introduce characters too late. They’re basically coming out of the blue at a time like that.
• 5:02 The Annoying Orange is free to be as unfunny as he wants. Let the dumb toddlers laugh, and stop making remarks. After all, I’ve seen people who have little kids that were disappointed by these videos.
• 5:18 That’s another reason the ponies were put in there - to replace dialogue. Oh, how I hate this.
• 5:46 Did he forget to add a subtitle?
• 6:11 Tut tut, two second “what” montage.
• 6:36 Plagiarist.
• 6:56 Misuse of “here”? Check.
• 7:07 Was he supposed to be hiding under the haypile?
• 7:17 Why are they cleaning a rock? Why are they grey?
• 7:43 At least stealing the orange’s lines will shut him up for once.
• 7:50 We could easily tell whose lines were stolen just then. Do they even think?
• 8:03 Another sign of desperation.
• 8:44 Aren’t Thomas and his friends supposed to be tied up? Why are they moving?
• 9:08 *glares to the right*
• 9:26 The suspends is killing me!
• 10:03 And what are they even doing with a bunch of talking food? Are they supposed to be toys that come to life whenever they feel like it?
• 10:49 Hey, give the human a chance. Pinkie’s party cannon is just full of confetti. Not very painful. Although this is painful to watch…
• 11:57 GPOY.

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Overall: 6/5

-0.2/10. Once again, we get a video where any explanation of logic is absent, grammar is bad, crossovers are ridiculous, jokes are ruined and the target show is absolutely terrible. Not even the inclusion of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man or Godzilla need this much explanation. 76859Thomas, if you’re reading this, ask me. How did a bunch of talking trains manage to fit inside a supermarket when they’re dozens of times larger than the characters they’re helping? Why do you think rainbow ponies are a good set of characters to pair with them? How did even the ponies manage to fit inside a tiny ship on a shopping cart? Are they toys, too? Did Twilight manage to shrink the entire gang?  And why the hell do you find this show funny? Next time you do make a video with Thomas the Tank Engine and Twilight Sparkle, please. Give reason.