Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meets Father Christmas, part 3. Lest forget that part 1 had me witness the first ever subtitle goof-ups in the history of this blog.

• 0:07 At least we won’t be able to see Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Snowman. But if they tackle The Snowman and the Snowdog then I will be pissed.
• 0:26 So crossing a crooked bridge is supposed to be dancing?
• 1:09 Applejack tries her hardest at a British accent. And also, “Farther” Christmas can already see that! What do you think he is, stupid?
• 1:31 How would you know? You’re a train! *sigh* Cue the “what” montage…
• 2:06 Oops, watermark!
• 2:13 Wouldn’t they all fit in the sleigh? How are they running all the way from the North Pole to London?
• 3:33 *groans out loud* “Your” misuse? Check.
• 5:17 And now a song from Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas. That does not fix anything about the Disney logo being used!
• 6:02 Twilight’s singing it? In a male voice? Tut tut…
• 8:09 “Vioce”
• 8:22 He’s a brony, and he actually thinks she’s called “Railty”. Good Christ.
• 8:35 Pooh Footage? What Pooh footage?
• 8:37 Implying that everyone likes his videos.

• Overreactions: 
• Mistakes: 
• Lack of concern over Santa undressing: 
• Logic: What logic?
• Rabid Bronyism and Trainerism: 

Overall: 7/5

0.4/10. During this riff, I sent a message to the creator of these videos.

How are Thomas and his friends able to move like that? I mean, they are trains, so you wouldn’t expect them to move off the rails, or even fly in the air. Besides, how do they even get through the doors and fit in such a small area? I would like to know, because it has confused me ever since I started watching these kinds of videos.

I just hope he responds, because this is by far the most confusing crossover adventure video I’ve ever had the time to sit through. There are so many questions to be asked, so many errors that could have been corrected had the creator analysed his own work before uploading it, and a complete lack of Christmas spirit or respect towards the art of Raymond Briggs animation. Give me a blooming explanation, damn it!

Like Winnie the Pooh and the Dark Crystal, I watched the original before watching the butchered version, and while it ain’t The Snowman, it’s still one of the most unique visions of Santa Claus out there - a guy who has no elves, especially no trains or horses to help him. Just a couple of pets and a couple of reindeer. He ain’t jolly, but a wisecracking, globe-trotting geezer who can think up things to do for the fun of it before the big day. Unfortunately, these crossover people don’t believe in going solo, they fudge up who Father Christmas’ character was intended to be.

Well, enough ranting. Next time, we’re going to see how Benny and his pals got along in the middle of their adventures through Beauty and the Beast. And besides, I’ve seen that the creator of this video has added a part to his latest adventure where KP-ShadowSquirrel’s ponies help out the trains for 24¾ minutes.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)