Merry Christmas, kids. The Douchebag (or The Dookbag) here. Days ago I shared a Trainboy54 (Jon)-edited episode of Phineas and Ferb where he showed the incredible ability to make two versions of himself be in two places at the same time. Of course if you remember, his second identity was a Thomas re-color that crapped in a toy store. So after a short time span and in a waste of it, I decided to give you all the Christmas gift of scorning the dreams of a sad individual from New Jersey. Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 60: “Out to Launch”
He posted this 60th episode a day after he posted the 59th. So I have to suppose he does these episodes every day during holidays. I wonder what will happen once he runs out of episodes and if the Phineas and Ferb series ends in a short time soon. Will he make MS Paint train adventures? Will he choose another series to ruin? Or will his parents actually make him nut the fuck up and do something else?
00:19 - I wanna point out early in advance, all of Trainboy54’s videos have collected over 10 million views and has earned 2,055 subscribers.
00:26 - “I know what we’re going to do today! Let’s re-make Deep Impact!”
00:30 - “Hey kid, why are you here? Go bugger off somewhere else!”
01:02 - You could be running a marathon for cancer. Or in Trainboy’s viewpoint, he could have just gone out and built a train set.
01:17 - It’s no trouble (or is, make your pick) when the Martian Elite is watching over the planet.
02:26 - You know what the interesting thing I find about Phineas and Ferb is? Everything else other than the kids is fun to watch. Phineas and Ferb themselves and their friends are just okay.
02:43 - If there were astronauts in any of the ships in the stock footage, I guess children’s cartoons shown on TV can get away with exploiting deaths as well as Benny Ross can.
04:00 - Oh there you are, Jon. I was wondering where you vanished to.
04:07 - There are sound effects you can find online, Jon. It’s about as simple as finding a phone and candy to use in your videos.
04:13 - I was going to joke Phineas saying “Trainboy will get no helmet”. But it seems like Jon’s unintentionally illustrating it.
04:28 - Jon’s reaction when being nagged by parents to do something productive outside the refurbished bomb shelter.
05:03 - “I’m doing a perform…ance… NAOH.”
05:08 - If only the Trainboy in the Phineas and Ferb universe was in the blast zone.
05:12 - [link]
05:20 - “Did you get a signal to that stupid Adventure Time instead of the rocket’s video feed?”
05:23 - That was Jon’s attempt to sound worried but instead sounded like an asshole asking where his grilled cheese is.
05:34 - “Yes, Trainboy. That was what I just meant.”
05:59 - My couch is ready to blast off to the empty vacuum of space!
06:07 - Ten… nine…
06:12 - Please don’t tell me he’s advanced Tooner1994 in age and sadness. Well he’s made dedication and tribute videos to an adolescent character, that already must say something.
06:15 - Wait aren’t Phineas and Ferb supposed to be in the second ship? Editing fail.
06:19 - Watching these cartoons is blowing his mind… or wait he’s supposed to be on the ship too?
06:28 - 
06:45 - BUN
06:46 - I just sent aliens over to blow up your ship to put an end to this musical number. So yeah, lots of fun for you and me.
06:51 - That’s a cheer I would NEVER do for someone like him.
06:53 - I dunno if Jon has learned to drive at all yet, either reaction I just want an excuse to imagine Trainboy crashing into a meteor.
07:03 - One more don’t.
07:13 - Is it that hard to find static noise, Jon?
07:27 - Well what did you expect Candace to do after sixty episodes with you cut and pasted into their adventures?
07:37 - “After I kill my family for wanting to get a successful job at K-Mart.”
07:47 - Oh there are going to be Perry and Doof escapades in this one? I thought after Toy to the World you were going to replace them with you dancing in front of your neighbor’s house as they look in befuddlement.
08:17 - “Oh boy, the boyfriend-free girl tracker I put in the ship is working!”
08:18 - Oh yeah.
08:24 - Airball, Jon?
08:30 - “The thing I hate about space is that there’s no reports of a planet populated by model trains!”
08:43 - Maybe that’s because she was ALMOST KILLED as the ship SHE WAS LOSING CONTROL ON was being PUMMELED BY ASTEROIDS?
10:12 - Couldn’t let the real geniuses on this ship naturally realize it themselves?
11:01 - I’m surprised I’m even a part of this as I’ve trapped myself in the same composition and location for the past four minutes!
11:04 - “You are a fu- oops, no bad words. You are a silly poop brain who keeps thinking about co– pen– happytiming and your desperation to make the time for that. You don’t need to live like that, you should live a little with us! Including me! The 20 year old with two alternate identities, sings preschoolers songs, and has a collection of Thomas the Tank Engine toys!”
11:22 - 10 million views and 2,055 subscribers.
11:48 - “Find out in the next we– forget that, I’m finishing the rest early! You’re getting Christmas early this year, kids!”
11:57 - “OUT TO LUNCH"
00:05 - Thank goodness the Spaceballs music is overriding the last ‘episode’’s footage.
00:27 - That doesn't stop Jon from reminding us about his stellar acting skills.
00:47 - This was how that scene played out in the actual episode, except muted. Jon decided to stretch it out to two minutes and include a goddamn song.
01:28 - I think it hasn't been that long since the four of you rocketed up to space. If you were to reach the center in that short amount of time, you’d need to replace Trainboy’s girl tracker in favor of a ludicrous speed mechanism.
01:57 - Did you skip over something? Cause whatever minimalist build-up of you being a dick in front of Candace from the last part has been squandered by the fact that you probably didn’t–
02:42 - Oh derp, you did film it but decided to leave your masterful editing and line delivery make us think otherwise! And your line delivery isn’t much better in performing what you have planned out.
02:47 - Looks like he’s pulling what I used to do when performing dialogue for my crap: editing out the pauses.
02:51 - "Think you’re better than me, bitch?! You think you can outwit me in a situation? Damn no, I’LL FUCKING DESTROY YOU WHEN SHIT’S GONE DOWN.”
03:02 - “Do I out of nowhere insert myself in animated shows, not match at all with the surroundings, and make myself look like a total loser? Yes.”
03:18 - [link]
03:21 - “If she is I’m going to talk to her while I masturbate. Not that she’ll see it or know about it during this, heh heh heURHAGHHHGH….”
03:59 - Obviously if this weren’t produced by Disney, this whole bar wouldn’t at all be selling milkshakes. “Aren’t you kids a little too young to be selling beer?” “Yes, yes we are.”
04:41 - Of course Jon has given them the ability to record and present dreams!
05:03 - “Guess I gotta save the climax for later. -Sigh-”
05:10 - Finally a sound effect from something he’s using for this scene. But I guess it’s from an earlier P&F episode.
05:16 - He’s transported to… the same location in his room only mirrored. Guess since then he’s gotten countless restraining orders from the entire neighborhood. That’s why he couldn’t go outside or another garage to film in.
05:26 - And now it is further apparent to why the entire adventure runs longer than the original episode.
05:44 - Alien: “Hey, I’m their best friend.” -Song sequence begins again-
05:50 - Hey it’s Space Trainboy! But unlike the other one, he’s actually aware and talking about his apparent misery!
06:34 - Candace: “Crap, he’s back.” Phineas: “Just play along, he’ll stop watching us eventually.”
06:46 - You’re questioning the same kids who built roller coasters, cruise ships with a giant inflatable slide, and a hyper-real hologram orb in less than a day. Hell, probably even less than one hour.
06:55 - If only he could write himself meeting Space Trainboy and he learns that the other one is actually leading a fairly normal life despite his disabilities and mocks him for his interests in Thomas and Barney.
07:09 - “'Stitches’ must take orders from me! And make me a grilled cheese while you’re at it, Candace!”
07:23 - Jon’s even written Phineas to realize Trainboy is a stick in the mud.
07:38 - Warping words to make your insistence on leaving is that of Candace’s?
07:46 - “Oh.” OH WHAT?!
07:49 - “There were no underage aliens at the milkshake bar, even though there’s no substance for big people. No girl for me today, again.”
07:53 - “Cum ahn! Hurry up, slow 'oke!” And I thought my voice was irritating.
07:58 - I’m surprised he hasn't even got at least some form of wheel for this occasion. Not even a Wii Wheel from his copy of Mario Kart.
08:07 - Trainboy must have reacted too early if the ship was that slow in taking off.
08:14 - WHY.
09:00 - From average quality audio to low quality audio in the span of one second!
09:13 - Thanks for the quirky reference to an earlier episode of yours…
09:22 - “REMEMEBLE HEROES”
09:27 - “STAY HUNED"
00:03 - Did this "to be continued” have to go back to the start? Besides this is the internet, we can just watch what happened in a click away.
02:11 - Oh thank Jesus, Doof and Perry are back. I already said Phineas and Ferb are boring by themselves, but their adventures enter unbearable levels once Trainboy joins in. I’m missing the dullest episodes of the show by this point!
02:30 - Well it’s damn stupid to think the video phone ran on annoying, weasly voices.
02:52 - “I can’t say "god” cause then I’ll be taking the lord’s name in vain!“
02:59 - Another example of "show, don’t tell”. Even for amateurs, this should be taken in.
03:07 - “…a TV, a lawnmower, a tractor, a train, a vibrator, a train, a houselight, a train, a grill, a fridge, a train, a train, a train, a train, a train set, a train…”
03:23 - “Great idea, make the cootie goblins go out and do the work!”
03:39 - Jon’s reaction to swear words in real life. In addition, I’m pretty sure the children in the ship have bigger balls to say “fuck” than he would.
03:53 - And now, Trainboy proceeds to milk another joke beyond the bone.
04:20 - If this entire nightmare has been going on for over 20 minutes by this point (and with six more minutes left), then Doof is inadvertently becoming the hero of the story.
04:38 - “I’m not even allowed to stand by a window cause the neighbors can’t even stand to see my face.”
05:00 - 03:39
05:02 - If Jon’s Thomas toys in the background are supposed to represent the ship’s technology and inner workings, this should have exploded along with the stock footage.
05:25 - There's technically still enough to power the video phone from the looks of it.
05:45 - “Shit acting, kid! Now let’s start this again and go home!”
06:26 - I wish Trainboy was in the car instead.
06:33 - Trainboy sure has allot of interaction with Isabella in this episode, it’s almost as if he’s into her or something. But that can’t possibly be it. Right?
07:14 - Another exa– People like these videos.
07:57 - And the automatic cheer generator he bought at the Salvation Army goes wild for his return!
08:19 - “I can’t. People will think it’d be weird of a 20 year old to hang around kids.”
08:22 - “Fapping.”
08:48 - I’m pretty sure stuff as big as the rocket can be seen from the front of the house anyway. But hey, that’s the logic of Phineas and Ferb, so why am I complaining?
09:02 - Oh yeah, cause this guy is driving me voluntarily rip on him.
09:29 - Oscar bait here.
09:47 - Given how Candace is looking down at what was Phineas but now is Trainboy, does that mean Trainboy is supposed to be a midget in this world?
09:50 - PEOPLE LIKE THESE FUCKING VIDEOS.
10:09 - No, Candace is off to her scheduled orgy at the White Swallow Bath House- Yes, of course it is, you dumbshit.
10:13 - How to suck all the life out of a recurring joke.
10:38 - I bet Trainboy wanted to include the Barney song he sang in this video but obviously has no idea how to do that.
- Reasons Trainboy hates space:
- Line manipulation:
- Extended run-time:
- Bad acting:
- Preschool songs:
RIP The Forbidden Douchebag’s brain. 1993 B.C. - 2012
