I wouldn’t be surprised that, if in an alternate universe, we’d refer to Pooh’s Adventures as “Bowser’s Adventures”, dealing with the adventures of Bowser and his friends as they try to earn a bad ending for every single movie they come across (think Villain’s Revenge) and that the villain isn’t Pooh.
But instead…
Christopher.
Freaking.
Robin.

“Here I come, King of Koopas! Do you have enough bats in stock?”
Wouldn’t that be awesome?