Heck No Pooh's Adventures

joseph1357:

What is Pooh’s Adventures, you may ask? Let this page explain: http://hecknopoohsadventures.tumblr.com/post/24957550463/i-dont-suppose-youd-be-satisfied-with-a-hug-instead.

When I first heard of Pooh’s Adventures, I checked them and I thought they weren’t too bad, at first. Then, in 2009, I saw that there were other people making more of this stuff. I found it strange, but I passed them. Then, when I saw people maknig stuff like SpongeBob’s Adventures or Simba’s Adventures, I was like “When is this stuff going to end?” I didn’t fully hate it yet (I was mainly indifferent to them at the time), but I still had my issues with them. Then came a tumblr blog titled Heck No Pooh’s Adventures. Ever since I frequently visited it, I realize how frustratingly flawed these videos are. Inspired by Max C.’s commentaries on them, and with permission from Max C. (AKA Maxtaro), I’ve decided to only commate on two of these kind of videos. One being a Pooh’s Adventure, the other being another character’s adventure. Keep in mind, I’m not a replacement for Max. I’m just doing this for 2 adventure videos and nothing more. So, let’s start off with an animated short by one of animation greatest legends being Pooh’d. Tex Avery is going to roll in his grave!

00:32 - Are you trying to copy the the Amblin logo? Because it’s not doing a good job. 

00:45 - What!?! You’re not showing the logos for Hasbro and whoever made Thomas the Tank Engine!

01:40 - I thought DisneyDaniel93 was the creator of pointless trend.

01:50 - Wow! Real knives? I guess the person who made this video is more sadistic than I thought.

02:47 - How did we get from a spooky, old mansion to Christopher Robin’s house? And what were they talking about before Rabbit said something.

03:34 - Are those trains supposed to be at the house/mansion? Because they’re on a railroad.

03:55 - Pooh’s Adventure cliche #17, folks! Get used to it!

04:15 - Pooh’s Adventure cliche #11. Thank you, Pinkie Pie! BTW, what is an ‘atic’? Did you mean ‘attic’?

04:29 - You repeated a reaction shot! Hope aboard the Fail Train!

04:55 - Are we in Everfree Forest now?

05:55 - What the hell is a steamie?

06:18 -  Don’t you mean ‘already’?

06:50 -  How does that make sense?

07:28 - You need to capitalize the “I” in “it”.

07:33 - If anyone is taking a spelling class, this is a great example of how not to make a sentace.

07;45 - And we’re back in the spooky mansion.

08:46 - How did Thomas even get there?

08:55 - Well, if it isn’t the most overused reaction shot in the history of Pooh’s Adventures.

09:06 - Where did the blue sky come from?

09:26 - Officer Hound, really?

09:30 -  And here we see Pooh’s Adventure cliche #8.

10:25 - Alright, that was kind of funny.

10:27 - What does inersent mean?

Expect a commentary on the second part, tonight.