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Well, camcorders have been used in LP’s, and previous Pooh’s Adventures functioned like LP’s, so it was inevitable that we had a camcorder Pooh’s Adventures.

Frogs? You mean the B-movie where a town is infested by a swarm of killer frogs? Eh, I could’ve already imagined that Pooh would take on horror. *reads the description* … Captain Frax? Princess Lilly? Wartrop- *searches for the names listed*

You managed to think up your own characters, whoever you are, and yet the best you could do with them was make the whole thing a Pooh’s Adventure. Well, while the guy who submitted this already reviewed it, the same thing happened with Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days. Let’s riff, not just analyse, Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 1.

  • 0:00 Oh great, it’s already suffering from disneyJSman syndrome.
  • 0:23 Childish Disney logo! Boo!
  • 0:31 Two logos from WETA Digital in a row. Peter Jackson would be so ashamed.
  • 1:09 Ironic how a logo commonly seen in educational programs could appear in something so brainless.
  • 1:40 You don’t see this everyday in a Pooh’s Adventure. I’ll give him that.
  • 2:05 Actually, they’ve flown spaceships and battled giant monsters. Would they count as the greatest?
  • 8:27 And now that tender moment from the beginning of Pooh’s Grand Adventure is butchered by the opening of Muppet Treasure Island, and the creator was clearly too lazy to cover up the opening credits.
  • 8:44 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
  • 8:51 Your Star Wars opening crawl isn’t fooling anyone but the idiots who like these videos.
  • 9:13 Couldn’t even film it directly from the movie, huh?
  • 9:27 Kermit’s going to be involved, isn’t he? I sure hope so.
  • 11:23 It exploded us all the way to Russia.
  • 11:38 So how did Pooh go back all those years?
  • 11:43 MUTING. It isn’t that hard. Also, that’s a very badly place subtitle. Also, it appears that Russia is populated by frogs. Also, apparently those people are supposed to be frogs. Also, people like this.