Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs, part 8. Did you know at all that my brain just imploded?

• 0:01 Las Vegas? Do I still have to keep asking questions?!
• 0:07 YouTube, you just made a mistake worse than the worst updates you’ve put onto this site.
• 0:35 I’ll just refer to this guy as Jerr Meredith to annoy him.
• 1:24 Jerr, is that the best picture of Owl you could possibly find?
• 1:52 John Goodman? As the frog prince?
• 1:59 I heard more than one actor/actress playing each of these characters.
• 2:13 I’m still pissed that Francis was also played by Chris Harley.
• 2:20 He never even used these images in the first place!
• 2:48 I thought Joan Rex was a realistic lizard. And a girl!
• 2:55 Really? I’m hearing quite a bit of Klaus Badelt here.
• 4:05 And the test audience lost all concept of reality.
• 4:19 And hundreds of other characters taking the original cast’s places!
• 5:57 Which Romeo and Juliet, though? Leonard Whiting & Olivia Hussey? Leonardo DiCaprio & Claire Danes? The seals?
• 6:04 What prince?
• 6:11 Nasty Jack, a.k.a. Captain Frax.

I advised the creator of these videos to mute any clip he subtitles, and he remembered that for the future. However, when I advised him to use the right clips for the characters, he said that it’s about the frog attitude more than the appearance.

Bullfrog.

• Lack of Kermit: 
• Lack of frog footage: 
• Laziness: 
• Questions to ask: 
• Brain cancer: 

Overall: 11/5

-1.2/10. This is so confusing it makes Cloud Atlas look quite simple. Who’s a frog? Who’s fighting who? Who’s talking to who? Who’s serving what purpose? What’s Pooh Bear up to? This guy could’ve used any frog footage, like Swing Wedding, Demetan Croaker, Michigan J. Frog cartoons, Freddie as F.R.O.7, the Frogger cartoon, Frogger gameplay, The Princess and the Frog, and especially Kermit. Really, Kermit was a pirate in Muppet Treasure Island! You could’ve had the chance, but instead you had to go with clips from Black Sheep and Spaceballs! The guy who made this speaks fine English, but that’s nothing to overcome his flawed logic when he made this video. And who did he even think John Goodman was? Emperor Kuzco? Well, I’ll start riffing another crossover once I get back from osteopathy. Until then.