Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Mar 2

Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 14. The end! Or not, since the sequel hooks are so blatantly overstated.

  • 0:16 You were begging for it, of course.
  • 0:28 You absolute wimps.
  • 0:55 Imagine how it must feel to say that. Wouldn’t “Thanks for your help, everyone” be enough?
  • 1:17 And to make it even more boring, the credits are silent.
  • 1:18 I just hope there’s no sequel.
  • 1:28 But due to the bastards at Fox, it had to be the second weakest Batman film ever made.
  • 1:37 Do I look like I enjoyed this?
  • 1:53 That’s not how you begin a bonus ending.
  • 2:17 I still don’t know what the hell’s going to happen next in this Batman thing, neither should I care. I’m glad Reese gave up when he made a part that contained neither Batman or Pooh Bear, but him facing off against internet reviewers.
  • 2:26 Subliminal Angry German Kid?
  • Shits not given when Aku Aku dies: 
  • Desperation: 
  • Evidence of no English classes: 
  • Laziness: 
  • Pointlessness: 

Overall: 11/5

-1.2/10. Not only are game-based Pooh’s Adventures videos the most pointless of all, they have some of the most questionable logic since any video involving trains. How would anyone following Crash be able to hop on all those platforms without failing to catch up, or even worse, dying? What’s also unbelievable is how so much praise could be given to a video where even the character names are misspelt, characters barely make any appearance and villains give up just so they can be in the next adventure. What sort of entertainment value is provided from these videos? What? Besides, it seems that Reese also took on Kirby 64 recently. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Proof that people like this:

  • “Nice ending.”
  • Will you please do the The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh intro style for the rest of the Crash Bandicoot trilogy and download some Goofy Hollers and Wilhelm screams and put them into the rest of the films?
  • "This is the best thing evur!”
  • “This is the best thing evur!”
  • “that was the best thing ive seen in my entigre lyfe plz do 1 with homstock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
  • “This is the best thing evur!”

The first two bullet points are not sarcasm.