Heck No Pooh's Adventures

We now interrupt this parody to bring you a real trainwreck.

(NOTE: Because ZippCast’s embedded players autoplay, click the link to watch it)

Yesterday night I tried to watch a clip of Kermit the Frog on Saturday Night Live, but Hulu wouldn’t let me. So I came across a Chrome extension called Media Hunt, which allows me to watch videos not only on Hulu, but the US Netflix. And a good move it was, because I could prepare myself for that episode of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures where MikuMikuDance ponies help out Thomas and friends for a lengthy 25 minutes. Long before that, I discovered that any Pooh’s Adventures creators who had their videos deleted from Vimeo have migrated to ZippCast, a clone of YouTube when it looked good. So now that I’ve watched the original movie, and rediscovered the most boring scene in Pooh’s Adventures history, let’s stop with the promotion and get this over with. Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Engine that Could, part 1.

• 0:02 Again with the Disney logo, despite the only Disney-related thing in this being footage from The Fox and the Hound!
• 0:46 Seriously?!
• 2:30 More forced than subtle.
• 2:59 “Sparkel’s”
• 3:10 Tony was responsible for the new names of these trains. I understand where they’re going to put the story into the world of Thomas, but that means extra subtitling.
• 4:09 They had to name him after his voice actor. Creativity. *sarcastic clapping*
• 4:36 Here comes trouble.
• 8:15 Well, it’s official - first we had gasping, screaming, laughing and “What” montages, but we also have the train whistling montage.
• 8:39 Well, at least this is one video where the characters actually make sense to be here. Even the ponies!
• 8:40 He just called her by her real name. Derp!
• 8:41 Well, at least this isn’t the most stretched out scene in the video.
• 9:20 Speak of the devil, it lasted 40 seconds.
• 9:29 
• 9:31 Nice to meet a human being? Better keep him secure from all the people concerned about having a real human being in their world.
• 9:38 Comalong? Is that supposed to be a word at all?
• 9:40 Until that long sequence appears, this could be the Shawshank Redemption of the Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures series.
• 15:13 I can also give them credit for making Thomas’ accent fit with the world of Lit- I mean, Tracy.
• 15:20 Both of them look like they’ve been hit by a train.