Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Engine that Could, part 8

And now, my friends, the longest, most boring scene ever to happen in a Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. It’s two minutes longer than your average episode of Friendship is Magic, and far longer than any other part in the entire video. It also stretches the original film from 81 minutes to a measly 149 minutes, when without it it would have been 124 and a half minutes. Yes, this video is that long, so I leave you no choice to buckle up. It’s going to be one hell of a bumpy ride.

• 0:00 I appreciate Tony’s modelling and MMD skills, but why would he waste such talent on this? And why didn’t he rewrite any flawed English?
• 0:13 That’s supposed to be the sound of hooves?
• 0:49 I mean really. That is a damn well done replica of CabooPatrick WarburJust Patrick.
• 0:51 But it’s all so boring and not even the subtitles or the ponies’ lack of facial animation are doing it any justice!
• 1:27 Well, at least even though the ponies are too weak even to do that, they did something thanks to MikuMikuDance.
• 1:52 THERE ARE 22 MINUTES LEFT OF THIS.
• 1:54 Odd when someone has such poor grammar and yet they get “you’re” right.
• 2:52 Or maybe not.
• 2:56 I swear to God, there are 21 minutes left of this. We should get the damn point already.
• 4:13 Rarity was using unicorn magic, and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy helped out, yet you’re only giving Dash the credit?
• 5:09 Run, and this video would be much shorter!
• 5:44 How out of character. He’s supposed to say “That’s right!”
• 6:24 But where’s Twilight Sparkle? I thought this was her adventure!
• 7:17 As illogical as this is, even for a cartoon, I hope this is why those trains are such improbable travelers.
• 8:02 Clip-clopping really doesn’t work that way, especially on snow.
• 10:07 Oh, if only this was made when Twilight became an alicorn. That way she would have so much more.
• 10:25 Twilight Sparkle is practically a tortoise.
• 10:51 This Tonygoldwing guy seems to be very fond of that word.
• 11:59 Easy with the vocabulary, Goldwing.
• 13:23 Pinkie Pie’s more energetic than this.
• 13:45 See? If she just bounced her way along, this would be a bit shorter!
• 14:31 No, not slow! Fast! FAST!
• 15:14 FAAAAST!!!!!
• 19:30 Zzzz-wha? Huh? Oh, it’s still going. *sleeps*
• 23:49 *wakes up again* Finally. It’s over. It’s all over.
• 23:53 Exciting? It lasted 24 minutes when it could’ve been much shorter with better pacing!
• 23:58 The best? Better than saving Canterlot, Ponyville and the Crystal Empire?