Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Mr. Meaty: Moochmaster P., part 2. As I breathe a sigh of relief after months of working on the Adventures video to end all Adventures videos, I can get back to riffing proof that not even that video helps.

• 0:18 That’s right, Piglet. Horror.
• 0:19 You bunch of illogical wimps.
• 0:22 The consequences of a 10 year old KND member making out with an over-13?
• 0:36 Turns out even puppets are capable of making bad crossovers by themselves.
• 0:54 This is going to result in some extremely poor cinematography.
• 0:59 Because webcams make even worse horror films than those shot on handheld.
• 1:14 Because Reese can’t provide any more footage to save his life.
• 1:23 Aaagh! There’s nothing scarier than cartoon clips that aren’t meant to be there.
• 2:13 *muffled* Acting.
• 2:28 Stop making what isn’t even that funny boring.
• 3:37 [link]
• 4:00 Speaking of food, why is her head a fish?
• 4:03 Mwa mwa mwaaaaah.
• 4:23 Reese commented on my parody by defending his “girlfriend”. Hell, I draw a fictional me with an original, fictional girlfriend and yet I know the meaning of virginity.
• 4:26 Why would Numbuh 5 want to go out with anyone over the age of 13, or anyone who keeps picking their nose in public?
• 4:30 Again, GODZILLA IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.
• 4:52 CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.
• 5:16 So apparently that burger triggers an ice cream flood when eaten.
• 5:44 How is he supposed to already know what “mooch” means?
• 5:49 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 6:06 Kinda forgot they were there. Laziness ahoy.
• 6:59 [link]
• 7:08 [link]
• 7:12 Says the guy picking his nose on camera.