Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of Mr. Meaty: Moochmaster P., part 3. “Note: I hope it’s good.” Screw you, it ain’t.

• 0:23 Stop saying “mooch”, god damn it! You never belonged to this universe in the first place!
• 1:01 I agree, Numbuh 5. I agree.
• 1:13 So what’s the point of these obvious captions?
• 1:40 Yes, please do something other than comment on the obvious.
• 2:04 [link]
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• 2:53 [link]
• 3:02 Poky Little Puppy does not belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 3:39 Too bad, because he’s going to eat it before you even catch him, you pointless bastards.
• 3:55 Like always.
• 4:06 Why does Pops have to say that? He doesn’t think that straight.
• 5:51 Not as weird as the fact that Godzilla’s in a fast food restaurant.
• 6:37 How should any of these people know what to do yet?
• 7:37 Unless they’re happy because Parker can’t “mooch”, these facial expressions do not make any sense.
• 7:40 [link]
• 7:44 [link]
• 7:58 Really, couldn’t Yakko find a better shot without nose-picking?
• 8:57 I really like Numbuh 5.
• 9:45 None of these characters belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 10:40 I assume he doesn’t know what LEGO even is.
• 10:46 There are much better reaction shots for Sandy than the fish head!
• 10:49 Phew, at least this means less useless guest stars.
• 10:59 Pooh’s going to go through the most popular sci-fi saga of all time re-enacted with toys, and these guys are taking it seriously.
• 11:03 Aw, crap.

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Overall: 5/5

0/10. And now we move onto a potentially worse adventure. How big a glitch will Pooh Bear and his millions of friends be to all six episodes of the world of the Lego video games? Find out in Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 1.

• 11:07 KERMIT: It is time for the moment we all been waiting for!  STADLER: Your retirement?
• 11:28 Good lord, they even tackled a cereal icon.
• 11:29 Oh, bother. An extended intro.
• 11:34 Learning what? A lesson on how not to do crossovers?
• 12:11 What a stupid song extension.
• 12:15 Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
• 12:26 The Noid? And I thought Foodfight was bad.
• 12:48 Did Yakko happen to watch my video and notice the presence of the M&M’s?
• 14:17 Oh God, again with the watermarks. Also, if this is supposed to be the actual Complete Saga game, then what’s with the Lego Star Wars 1 intro at the very beginning?
• 14:33 Who knew Xbox LIVE could be so dangerous.
• 14:38 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.