I’ve been thinking of a Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures parody
In which Turdie F. Bastard regrets everything he did to the world after having history erased by Arnold Schwarzenegger, moments until the universe suddenly reappears. And so, with a few survivors, he turns himself and his friends into anthropomorphic bears (Turdie himself being a hybrid of a bear and a parrot) in honour of Pooh’s absence. I have yet to decide what to tackle, but I have a moment planned where Turdie books a vacation to a 21st century disaster in the tradition of Benny’s Titanic obsession and Daniel’s involvement of the Digimon cast in 9/11.
- Turdie F. Beastard
- Bongo Bearbladder
- Franky the Bear
- Mae the Bear
- Pancada (from The Little Panda Fighter)
- Polaris
- Patricia Polar
- Beth
- Catotinha
- Ursa (from Open Season 3)
- Yoda (sounds like Bill Cosby because of that bad Rafiki impersonator)
- Baloo
- Storm Daffodil - Bongo’s waifu, a pony
- Lola Bunny and Amy the Squirrel - Bongo’s adopted parents
- Rouge the Bat - Friend of Lola and Amy
- King Kevin - Human husband of Rouge, just as handsome as Turdie
- Velma the Panda - Franky’s girlfriend
- Moonshine - Turdie’s new waifu, of whose species shall remain questionable
- Riddick (instead of Gantu)
- Brian the Robot and Johnny 5 (instead of Threepio and R2)
- The Care Bears - Children of the BearPresidentBladder Kinky Films team
- Heathcliff - Antagonist for some reason
- Terminator and Robocop (converted)
- Daffy Duck (instead of Scuttle)
- Paul the Alien (instead of Reuben)
