A Much Smarter Pooh’s Adventures Wiki: Numbuh 5
What Reese sees in his wet dreams.
Numbuh 5, otherwise known as Abigail Lincoln, is the fifth and oldest member of Sector V and the waifu of Reese Ambler. Formerly in charge of Sector V before giving the job to Numbuh 1, she is a tomboy who has more common sense than everyone between her and Numbuh 1 and takes her missions seriously. Which is a funny thing, because Reese likes to take her on adventures with a talking teddy bear. Reese won’t accept the fact that he needs a real girlfriend in order to be happy, instead he defends his romance between him and a cartoon character who hasn’t had a new episode for five years as if she were real. Abby’s smarter than that.
Abby’s real relationships
She has shown signs of a romantic interest in Numbuh 2, a kid who is chubby but more intelligent than Reese. Of course, she didn’t marry some Canadian 16 year old with a failed degree in English class, she married the fat boy. However, a few years prior she fell in love with Numbuh 9 (Maurice), a former member of Sector V. A few years later, she saved Maurice from Chicken Pox Island. In reward, Maurice held her hand and looked at her in the eyes, but they could never see each other again for a while as Maurice was 13 years old, the age where a kid gets decommissioned from the Kids Next Door.
