A Much Smarter Pooh’s Adventures Wiki: Thomas the Tank Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine is possibly the most confusing character in Pooh’s Adventures history. In case you hadn’t been born until now, Thomas is a character in “The Railway Series” children books but is more well-known as the main character of stop-motion and later CGI show of the same name. His fans include Edwardengine, Trainboy54, Ackleyattack4427 and most notably 76859Thomas, creator of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures. Why are Thomas and Twilight partnered up? Because they both have obnoxious fandoms? It is believed so, as this train is apparently dating a horse. That’s not even the worst part of his adventures.
Logic? What logic?
He’s been off the rails (as the creators would put it) many times in his adventures, and the problem is that trains aren’t supposed to go off any rails. Without rails, they can’t turn around and will most likely cause havoc. Such is the case when he and his train friends are interacting with beings much shorter than they are. There will be many places where he can’t fit, but thanks to video editing he appears to fit just fine. But how? How can he fit through any doors? How can he fit inside a house without blocking too much room no less? How can all of his friends fit inside one small area at a time?
A train dating a small unicorn, like I said before, is disgusting and also weird. If a small unicorn and a huge train are in love, then how will they screw? Twilight would be squished to death in the process! Thomas and his friends have also battled giant, hyperactive robots without a scratch, which confuses the viewer as to how they survived so many explosions, and how they managed to get up a tall building. A crossover of The Rescuers Down Under has been planned, so how will they manage to fit inside a restaurant for mice and how is an eagle going to save a bunch of trains as they go down a waterfall? Also in the pipeline is a Little Mermaid crossover, which involves trains going underwater when they are bound to rust. This writer could spend forever questioning the logic of Thomas the Tank Engine in Adventure crossovers, so here is a list of his adventures just so you can question them for yourselves.
The greatest irony is that, despite him being off the rails, it still doesn’t stop him from following a different set of rails.
