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A Much Smarter Pooh’s Adventures Wiki: Winnie the Pooh

For some reason, Winnie the Pooh is the character who started it all. He is the teddy bear we all know and love, turned into a time-travelling killjoy by a bunch of manchildren who think it’s okay to bring stuffed animals into the world of Star Wars. He may not be a very intelligent bear, which could explain his curiosities that result in him walking into space battles, and his attempts to hug villains that always fail, but apparently he’s not stupid enough to deserve the “Idiots” category on the Pooh’s Adventures Wiki that was given to Woody Woodpecker and the Great Gazoo.

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In his “adventures”, which can’t really be considered adventures because all he does is follow, watch and gasp, his cousins are claimed to be every single cartoon bear in history despite him being a fucking plush doll.