Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 16. This part is 18 fucking minutes long.

• 0:46 After all that screaming, Simba is just standing there in a Buzz Lightyear costume with a dopey smile on his face.
• 1:19 Scooby-Doo. This is supposed to be a crossover based on Scooby-Doo.
• 1:52 Saddam Hussein here was such a looney that the music couldn’t take him seriously and stopped.
• 2:09 What, was his original laugh not menacing enough?
• 2:39 Heh, flipped watermark.
• 2:42 It’s official - Pooh and friends are fucked. That’s all, folks!
• 2:50 They had Pikachu this whole time! Why didn’t Pikachu use his electric cheeks?!
• 3:04 And so would Ash, Misty and Brock. They have Pokéballs they never fucking used.
• 3:17 Well, it’s about damn time.
• 3:30 Pooh’s been wearing quite a variety of Halloween costumes on this trip.
• 3:36 Oh, how typical.
• 3:44 Really, why couldn’t they have done this in the first place! They had all the time but waited until the villains caused the apocalypse in a Scooby-Doo episode!
• 4:15 Where the hell (badum-chh) did that river of souls come from?
• 4:30 Star Wars music? Oh, please.
• 4:37 The Duke’s magic breath can make things explode?
• 4:54 Another unannounced cameo. At least Woody had a torch of his own.
• 5:00 Tigger? It was a much smaller cat who saved you!
• 5:40 Well, that was boring.
• 6:25 Well, this sure beats being subjected to his space ranger costume.
• 7:04 Correction for Simba: “I’ve fed him to the hyenas once and I’ll feed him to the hyenas again!”
• 7:19 Well, that won’t help. Too damn quiet.
• 7:21 See?
• 7:42 They’re not even holding anything but popcorn!
• 8:04 Lucy’s not the first cartoon character to get turned into a black woman.
• 8:09 Woah, Lucy has one hell of a tongue.
• 8:12 Not fooled, Yakko. Not fooled at all.
• 8:13 Keep in mind that Reese used this to try and hilariously come back at haters like me.
• 8:16 Why are they gasping? Are they on his side?
• 8:58 Ah, but he’ll be back.
• 9:03 Even though there isn’t supposed to be any cowboys involved here!
• 9:16 Like I said, no cowboys.
• 9:26 Slinky, you traitor!
• 9:36 Dubbing over a dream scene in Toy Story 3 does not an epic battle make.
• 9:57 Even though Ash is standing right in front of you.
• 10:33 Where did that cliff even come from? This would make a lot more sense if this wasn’t based on an episode of fucking Scooby-Doo.
• 11:17 Not quite as funny without a stunt double.
• 11:34 Finally, Snoopy does something for once. I wouldn’t be surprised if footage from his Red Baron game was used.
• 12:00 Close enough. I wouldn’t be surprised if that horrid Pet Force movie was used for Garfield’s attempts to attack.
• 12:30 Wow. Fun.
• 12:56 YakkoWarnerMovies101 is full of surprises. Yeah…
• 14:02 Pooh Bear? This could actually be interesting, considering his uselessness…
• 14:04 Shut up, you.
• 14:09 Oops. *snickers*
• 14:56 You know, this battle would be somewhat epic if we actually saw them in the same shot.
• 15:16 Ice cream? Really?
• 15:19 First of all, that was a piano. Second of all, find a better reaction shot!
• 15:22 He’s not your god damned cousin.
• 15:54 Forget it. The battle’s still horrifying.
• 16:14 See? That’s clearly not Pooh saving the day!
• 16:20 Reese’s continuity may be involved here but at least not himself. But then again, there will be Halloween Hassle at Dracula’s Castle…
• 16:39 Captured again? Our heroes are so lame!
• 17:17 In the least epic round of this battle!
• 17:35 No cliff, no lava, no graves. PEOPLE LIKE THIS!

Proof that people like this:

• “One of these days, I would so like to do a Pooh/LKHFF adventure.” (He soon stopped)
• “This is Awesome i like the Parts where Toadadile uses water on Hades to get rid of His Hair, Tigger telling Ursula to get out and Simba fighting Scar”
• “That was amazing!”
• “This had to have been one of the BEST battles I’ve EVER seen!”

Bitch, you haven’t seen enough.