Pooh’s Adventures of Seinfeld
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Pooh’s Adventures of Seinfeld is an upcoming Youtube video. It will star Pooh and his friends as they travel to New York’s Upper West Side and have meaningless adventures about nothing while screwing people over.
No crying, no hugging, no learning.
Synopsis
In a blatantly lazy display of forging tenuously lazy connections between random fictinoal characters, it is revelaed that Jerry Seinfeld is Christopher Robin’s cousin, somehow, even though Christopher Robin and Jerry don’t even live in the same time period or share the same ethnicity. Anyways, Winnie the Pooh and all of his friends (which outnumber some small nations) meet up with the gang at Monk’s restaraunt, where everyone meets everyone. Pooh is joined by Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Owl, Big Bird, Ernie, Bert, Oscar, Grover, Elmo, Thomas, Percy, James, Gordon, Edward, Jedward, Henry, some terrible OC steam locomotives made in MS Paint (do not steel!), Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pinky, the Brain, Ren, Stimpy, Sven, Homer, Bart, Marge, Maggie, Lisa, Gobo, Red, Mokie, Boober, Wembly, Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald, Dolan, Gooby, Morky, Woody, Buzz, Twilight Sparkle, Flutter Shy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, the annoying pink one who people always spam on message boards, Tim, Eric, Glen Tennis, Grum, Donald and Steve Mahanahan, Chippy, Pierre, Buddy Cole, The Man with a Cabbage for a Head, Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Gavin, the King of Empty Promises, and Sonichu. None of these characters will do anything interesting or insightful other than provide a useless Greek chorus and satisfy the needs of emotionally stunted completists who attempt to oversaturate everything in existence with pointless cameos from children’s cartoons.
George Costanza sits down and mentions that his mother is angry at him because she caught him being king of the castle, which made her fall and break her hip. George says that he’ll never be the master of his domain again, which Jerry finds hard to believe. They all make a bet to see who can not be the master of their domain the longest. Pooh and his friends agree to oversee the bet while they’re in New York.
Kramer is first to drop out of the contest because of a woman in the apartment across the street, who made him so happy that he had to be the master of the domain. He warns everyone that she’ll get them next. Meanwhile, George goes to visit his mother with some of the gang. While he’s there, he fights the temptation to be the master of his domain after observing the medical care in the next ward over. Elaine goes to a workout class and meets John F. Kennedy Junior, which almost makes her stop being the queen of the castle. She gives in after she shares a car ride with JFK. Jerry fights the temptation to be the master of his domain because of his girlfriend’s preferences. When Jerry tells her about the contest, she gets angry and leaves. Pooh tells Jerry that he shouldn’t become the master of his domain ,but Jerry gives in and looks across the street… only, to his shock, to see the woman meeting Kramer.
That night, everyone sleeps soundly, content in mastering their domain, especially Jerry’s ex-girlfriend and JFK. It is never revealed who actually won the contest.
Meanwhile, blissfully innocent and perpetually blithe, Pooh and friends sing some random song.
Songs
* Winnie the Pooh Theme Song (sung by everyone)
* ’Seinfeld Theme Song (instrumental backing)
* Thomas the Tank Engine Theme Song (sung by Thomas, his friends, and George)
* ’A Divine Proclamation for Finishing the Present Existence (sung by special guest stars Last Days of Humanity)
Trivia
* To make this video safe for families, all bad language and upsetting content will be cut out, even though there isn’t any really offensive content in this video, but YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL.
* Pooh and his friends previously met Jerry and the gang in Pooh’s Adventures of Frasier, where Pooh and the gang helped Frasier broadcast a radio show.
* Some of these characters are owned by the same company, although it’s really not that shocking once you stop and think about it.
* Some random characters met some other random characters in one of these messes.
* My head hurts.
* What’s the deal with Pooh’s Adventures, anyway?
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