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Alf’s Adventures of Beauty and the Beast
Alf tries to find kittens to eat and offends the talking objects with racial remarks when he visits a prince’s castle. It eventually results in a duel of off-normal furry things between The Beast and Alf.

Bob and Larry’s Adventures of Blue Velvet
Bob the Cucumber and Larry the Tomato find themselves faced with seduction and lust, sins in their religion. They struggle with this while they assist in the abduction of a nightclub singer’s child. Edited content for manchildren of course.

Logan’s Adventures of The White Parade
Logan: Hello, Mr. Hall! My name is Hewy Toonmore of Hooeysanimatedmoviereviews. The showhereireviewanimaedfilmsfromoldorrecent. Wheretherthey'rehand–
Ronald: Slow down, Mr. Toonmore! Slow down!
(MISSING REEL)

Reese’s Adventures of Tom Jones
Reese causes a paradox when he travels back in time to learn about Tom Jones for a school project. Brings his plush toys and his brother too.

The Ewoks in Seconds
Rock Hudson has had enough of the Ewoks’ hijinks and decides to snuff them in a staged accident and faking his death. As he starts his new life, the small allegiance of Ewok fans plot to take revenge.