Heck No Pooh's Adventures

hellnoreeseambler:

This isn’t by Reese himself….This is one of two parody pictures I did of the guy back when I first discovered his work and saw how much of a dink he is. I actually uploaded this on Deviantart in hopes of pulling this off as a random sketch, with no clues/hints about who he was or what he does (I didn’t want to start any fights). All I did was name the picture “Reese”, nothing else. Turns out it didn’t work because everyone immediately pointed out it was Reese Ambler. I guess people are smarter than I realized. Even Johnny from the BENNY THE BEAST team hates this guy!

Eventually, YakkoWarnerMovies101 and Reese himself found the pic on DA and demanded that I take it down. Pretty soon, others came in to defend me and said to Reese that the picture wouldn’t have happened if he wasn’t such a jerk. But the last thing I wanted happening on my DA page is a flame-war, so I took off the picture. I didn’t really want to put it up on DA to begin with, I just thought I could try putting up as a random sketch and then move on with my life.

However, the picture still remains at HECK NO POOH’S ADVENTURES, and of course Reese saw it and threw a hissy fit. The moderator of the site then defended me by saying I was a nice guy who at least respected Benny The Beast in a way.

And you know what? I would watch Benny The Beast’s videos over Reese’s garbage anyday. Benny’s videos are still hard to watch in a way, but at least they have interesting character designs and actual voice-overs, whereas most Pooh’s Adventures videos have text over all the characters. Benny and I have made a truce and we both respect each other’s work. He seems like a nice guy and I wish him all the best with his original ideas. Reese, on the other hand…..I honestly have no hopes for him now that he’s switched over to Meg Griffin as his wet-dream idol. He’s 17 years old, for crying out loud, and he’s still acting like he’s a 4 year old, and fantasizing about cartoon women who do not exist. True, I like cartoon women myself, but I don’t fantasize about marrying them. I acknowledge that they’re fictional and never will exist in real life. If he’s going to continue to be like this at 18 or 21, there will be no hope for him socially.

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Even I am attracted to a real person, but I understand that we will never be together and the relationship, and our made-up “son” will never happen either.