Logan’s Adventures of Alien, part 2
Ash: Forty-eight seconds and counting.
Ripley: *over radio* SR-1 stable.
Dallas: Prepare to disengage from platform.
Lambert: Mark, 20 seconds. Eighteen, seventeen-
Rae: *to Logan* These guys are astronauts? They seem more like…truckers to me.
Or perhaps you’re just fucking stupid.
Rae: Whoa!!
Palladon: Urg!!
Their only purpose for being here.
Brett: *turns on a flashlight and looks around* She better stay the fuck out of my way, I’ll tell you that.
People approve of this.
Logan: How’re you holdin’ up, Rae?
Rae: No worries, Logan. You’re talking to a girl who spent a living fighting warlocks, psychopaths, witches, and dragons. I think I can handle this. Only complaint is that I had to put my tail into one of the pant legs. Kinda hurts.
…They’re going to survive, aren’t they?
Dallas: *voice over* Very bizarre.
Rae: *voice over* You said it.
PFFFFFT HA HA HA HA
Rae: Oh my god…
See what Logan’s doing with the Fantasy Adventure team? They might have used God’s name in vain in the LKHFF series if I can remember, but for gosh’s sake.
*Just then, the mandibles of the egg open up, revealing the spongy and irregular interior. Kane shines the light inside. With shocking violence, a small creature smashes outward and fixes itself to his mask. A sizzling sound fills the room, as the creature appears to melt through the mask. It attaches itself to Kane’s face. His mouth forced open, he falls backwards*
Palladon: *eyes widen* KANE!!!!
Of course, don’t expect any of our guests to die in any way. Good Lord, why do people like this?
(Source: hewylewis.deviantart.com)
