Logan’s Adventures of Alien, part 3
Rae: He could die in 24 hours. Open the hatch.
*Back on the bridge…*
Ripley: Listen to me. If we break quarantine, we could all die.
Except for our new heroes, that is.
*The life form is a strange sight to behold. It’s crab like legs are firmly gripped onto each side of Kane’s face, its long tail tightens around his neck and its two air sacks inflate and deflate, as if it were supplying him with oxygen*
Dallas: What the hell is that?
Rae: Question is: How are we gonna get it off him?
However you do get it off him, Logan’s team ain’t going to do it for sure.
*Meanwhile, Logan, Palladon and the rest of the crew of the Nostromo watch what’s going on in a corridor outside the infirmary through a large window. Just then, Ripley climbed down a ladder from the bridge and joined the others in the corridor*
Ripley: What the fuck is going on?
I don’t know besides a brony and his inhuman partners watching things happen like they are always meant to!
Lambert: *pinned against a wall by Logan, crying*
You should be crying in this situation.
Rae: Paralyzes him, puts him into a coma, then keeps him alive.
How would you know if you’ve only just met these folks? I know it’s one of your only purposes for being here, but please stop stealing lines.
Logan: What about our extra guest?
Ash: Well-
Logan: Hmm?
There’s another character in his team? OH NO!
Ash: Well, it’s an interesting combination of elements, making him a tough little son-of-a-bitch.
Rae: *annoyed* Language!
You heard them say “shit”, “fuck” and “goddamn” among other words and that grinds your gears?
Logan: You mean we actually broke a law?
Rae: But that would make us criminals for life!
Of course. No fucking furries are allowed or make sense in the classics.
Rae: Well, good. Let’s get rid of it.
Ash: Rae, for God’s sake,
Heh heh.
Logan: Dude… This thing bled “acid”. God knows what it’ll do when it’s dead.
STOP STEALING LINES THAT DON’T SUIT YOUR CHARACTER.
Dallas: That’s a bunch of horseshit. We can takeoff without that.
Rae: *annoyed* Ugh! Again! Language!
You’re old enough, Rae. Calm down. This is what it’s like to be in an R-rated movie. Anyway, flashback to part 2:
Ash: Will you say that again? *hears only static* Shit.
Rae was in this situation and she didn’t respond to this. PEOPLE FUCKING LIKE THIS.
Rae: Kane doesn’t seem to be suffering from too much damage. From the looks of it, just a lot of bruising. Whatever it was, the Alien took a lot of energy. I at least have to give enough to get him back on his feet.
Logan: But Rae… We don’t know what’ll happen or how that thing might’ve effected him.
Says the guy who himself has seen Alien.
Logan: Captain Dallas, Ripley, Kane, and the rest of you, on behalf of my crew and I, I would like to thank you for your hospitality and for letting us assist you on your mission.
*The crew applauds Logan for the kind words, Rae and Palladon joining in as well*
Logan inserts a scene of his own at this point where both crews have a feast before the chest bursting scene occurs. If his crew ever approached me, I’d kick them out the moment I see them.
*The creature screeches again, lands in the middle of the dishes and food and dashes across the table and out the Mess Hall, disappearing from sight. Kane lies slumped in his chair. Very dead. A huge hole in his chest. The dishes are scatted and food is covered with blood*
Rae: *eyes widen* But… That’s not supposed to happen… It wasn't…
Of course it was. Unlike you.
*Later, Kane’s body is wrapped in a makeshift shroud. The crew looks at Kane’s body on view screens. Silent. Depressed, but none more depressed… Than Rae*
Dallas: Inner hatch sealed. Anybody want to say anything?
*No one has the heart to say anything. Dallas presses a button. The outer hatch opens. Yawning space outside. Kane’s body shoots out into eternity. The hatch closes. Just as the crew is about to leave, Rae can no longer hold it any longer…*
Rae: I’m sorry.
*The crew turns back towards her*
Rae: I thought it was just a virus and bruises. I tried to heal him but…it killed him. There was nothing I could do… It already killed him. *starts to tear up* I’m sorry… I tried to save him… I really tried… I’m so sorry!
*Rae starts to bend down and cry trying to hold back the tears which began to fall down her face. Logan bends down toward her, laying a hand on her shoulder. Rae just leans against Logan’s chest as he holds onto her with Palladon looking down feeling sorry for Rae. And for the next few minutes, Rae kept crying after that… Blaming herself for everything that happened*
TEH FELLS
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