Heck No Pooh's Adventures

(This was featured on DookyIKRDooky’s tumblr here, so I figured I would submit it here, and in more detail)

So this autistic guy on tumblr named timboxreloaded really wants to collaborate with animator Genndy Tartakovsky to create what he calls”a heartfelt multi-part epic blockbuster tribute to the animated cartoon works of Genndy Tartakovsky (especially and mainly Samurai Jack) in ways best suited to Genndy’s talent and genius!”,

called “The ToonTalker Cycle”. Here’s a plot summary:

Brandon Robertson is a seemingly normal schoolboy living in suburban Maryland with his father and mother (Arthur and Mary) and two brothers (Stuart and Martin, aka Stu and Marty), who on his twelfth birthday discovers that he really isn’t normal at all, for his father, Arthur Robertson was the eleventh ToonTalker—a human who can talk to, communicate with and interact with cartoon characters as well as bring balance to the two worlds and protect the two worlds from Khan Morgo, the dark lord of the cartoon world—and that Brandon might grow up to be the one who can finally defeat the Aku-like demon wizard.

And so begins Brandon’s adventures back-and-forth between the human world and the cartoon world, where he meets all kinds of characters ranging from a boy genius (patterned after Dexte’s Laboratory’s Dexter himself, but less arrogant than he!) to three ethnic girls (patterned after Dexter’s Laboratory’s Dee Dee (white and blonde) Mee Mee (African American) and Lee Lee (Asian), and one of whom (presumably the Asian girl) might end up befriending and falling in love with Brandon!) to a brave samurai swordsman (patterned after Samurai Jack himself!

Yep, sounds like every other Chosen One hero’s journey story. Even worse, this guy wants to make a 12 MOVIE SAGA about this!

Here’s a bunch of his posts about his plans for this series, such as:

His plans to have a romance plot!  (Because we haven’t seen that before)

The ENTIRE PLOT! (Good idea, revealing the entire plot of the movie online before you’ve even made it!)

The Collector’s Blu-Ray!

(He also wants to turn Dexter’s labratory into an epic drama called Dexter’s Odyssey. Really.)