Pooh’s Adventures of Turbo
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Turbo just came out 5 days ago! What’s next… POOH’S ADVENTURES OF BIG BROTHER?
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Because it’s a family film, there’s no Family Guy.
However, there are ponies with shotguns.
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Sometimes this adventure is credited to Thomas and Twilight Sparkle, and sometimes it’s the Family Guy dog. In fact, everyone’s the goddamn lead.
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Remember the time me and a whole gang of talking trains managed to fit inside one family house and yet all the kids were startled by was their board game coming to life?
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Songs
- “It Takes All Sorts” - Misty, Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Chomper and Alice
- “Love Is A Song” - Robin Hood
- “Heigh Ho” - The Seven Dwarfs
- “If I Didn’t Have You” (from Monsters’ Inc) - Robin Hood and Little John
- “A Duo” - Tiger, Fievel, Little John and Littlefoot
This is why Disney stuck with Quasimodo instead.
THEY’RE HORSES AND TRAINS
HOW DO YOU EXPECT A TRAIN TO FLY A PLANE
AND WHY WOULD AN ALICORN OR A PEGASUS NEED A PLANE ANYWAY
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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Remember - no live-action characters allowed!
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Winnie_the_Pooh_Meets_Turbo
Turbo just came out 5 days ago! What’s next… POOH’S ADVENTURES OF BIG BROTHER?
Lawl at the people who think they’ll get away with uploading a recent film without any studios accusing them of copyright infringement ages before they’ve actually seen it.
Alright, I’ve said long ago that I’d retire from riffing on Pooh’s Adventures. While this is true, I’ve heard word that the guy who made Pooh’s Adventures of Frogs had recently ended his franchise of Pooh’s Adventures (yes, I just used the business definition of franchise to describe it) and it got me thinking. Perhaps after about three months of making Pooh’s Adventures, perhaps some quality has improved a bit. While I’m not exactly favourable of Pooh’s Adventures, I do have the belief that there can be room for improvement. Youtube Poop went from just repeating clips repeatedly to sentence mixing to create comprehensive stories that can make a gut burst. If that can be improved for something that was once defined as “sending crap to Yotuube”, then perhaps this might have hope. Only one way to find out, I suppose. I do warn you, I will ad lib some of the plot, so some details might not be 100% accurate to the movie. It’s better than going “and then this happens? I don’t know what’s going on!”, but I presume that in the span of three months, the creator of what I call the Pooh’s Jamming Adventures series might have improved. I should shut up and start talking about the film. Let’s begin with Pooh’s Adventures of She-Demon.
So if you guys didn’t read my review to Pooh’s Adventures of She-Demon, let me recap what happened and why I’m reviewing the movie again. The audio was cut off because of Youtube, and the video was reuploaded. And so, I decided to give the finale a watch before Youtube cockblocks the video once again.
First off, I didn’t include the trailer, because I didn’t know it was this snark worthy. Really, it’s building up the movie like some sort of spy movie, with printed out pictures of Pooh and the various characters. Also, Chick Hicks and Doc Hudson were probably gonna be in the movie, but were cut out at the last minute. Really, a Pooh Spy Movie might actually be pretty good… Then again, given the concept of Pooh’s Adventures…
It’s Pooh’s Adventures of John Lasseter’s first sell-out!
Trains meeting cars? Suitable.
Disney characters meeting cars? Suitable in a way that Pooh could poke fun at them for getting less critical acclaim than his movie.
Pokémon and ponies meeting cars? Why?
The FT Squad Rides on the Magic School Bus.