Heck No Pooh's Adventures

This is the intro for my Winnie the Pooh/StarCrash crossover film.
The guest stars for this film are the heroes, Thomas, Edward, Percy, Gordon, Emily, Sonic, Tails, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Princess Toadstool, Rayman, Betina, Cookie, LacMac, Flips, Ash, Pikachu, May, Max, Brock, Luke Skywalker, R2D2, C3PO, Chewbacca, Shaggy Rogers, Scooby Doo, Daphne Blake, Scrappy Doo, Flim, Flam, Mad Jack The Pirate, Snuk, Casey Junior and Johnny, because they help Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore work for Akton, Simon, and Stella Star and the villains who will be working for the Golems and Count Zarth Arn will be Flash Dashing, Devious Diesel, The Kanker Sisters and Team Rocket: Jessie, James and Meowth.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 8. The end, and Milli doesn’t even make a peep.

• 0:30 Kurmoday Girled!
• 0:48 And how did they do so exactly?
• 0:56 [link]
• 1:09 I really hate this. And it’s almost over.
• 2:56 Omg! Professor Utonium was played by three girls?
• 2:59 Woah! Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy were an actress playing three roles? I knew it.
• 3:02 I thought that old man was the mayor.
• 3:04 Mojo Jojo was actually cute?
• 3:06 But who played them?
• 3:21 It didn’t even end with a fade-out.

• Movie Maker mishaps: 
• Engrish: 
• Blurriness: 
• Uselessness: 
• The relationship between Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy and Team Umizoomi: 

Overall: 5/5

Even if it came from a 13 year old, is there seriously any point to it? Who is it trying to entertain? Why are there so little English classes in this world? It wasn’t even an overblown crossover, and Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy fit decently, but they do nothing but talk to a character from a Nick Jr. show. It’s not a painful experience, but its stupidity, Engrish and repetition beg for such a rating as 0/10. Thank you, Tacowiz, for submitting this, and making me file a protest to the governments to set up more literature classes across the world.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 7. Milli introduces her friends. Who on Earth could they be? Certainly not her Team Umizoomi partners.

• 0:28 Okay, what exactly was the need for that?
• 1:20 How, even by terms of cartoon logic, did you get up there?
• 1:23 Punctuation. Learn it. Did you not go to school?
• 3:22 Oooh. There goes the fourth wall.
• 3:29 D'oh. I was expecting someone unpredictable.
• 3:31 And thank God…
• 3:48 Hey! I think I can read this! “Hey Milli, you, bot and geo stay*gets cut off* Like I said, PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:01 You battle cry is not right for this moment!
• 8:01 That's what I hate about these videos. They don’t believe in tension.
• 8:54 Like I said on another commentary, these people are so desperate.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 6. The real action beings, and the Eds provide nothing but a useless backstory.

• 0:55 Even in a cartoon you can’t breathe on the moon! You don’t have enough powers to do so!
• 1:15 Oh God, why.
• 1:27 You don’t even look like you’re angry, or physically abusing her for that matter!
• 1:29 Just a slap? It wasn’t even a punch!
• 1:31 AMERICANISED YOSHI: Oooh, hours long time.
• 1:34 Se puede incluso nacidos en Estados Unidos?
• 1:42 Cuteness and this style just don’t mix. Hear that, animu arti*remembers FusionFall*
• 7:37 Action ruined.
• 7:49 Nice work? He just let out a battle cry!
• 8:17 *slamming his head on the door* I*slam*ro*slam*ny!*slam*

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 5. So far, the Eds have joined with Milli, a character from a Nickelodeon show. *shakes his head in disagreement*

• 0:59 Don’t interrput poor Bubbles!
• 1:08 “voise” Ugh…
• 1:29 The Eds are girls?
• 1:54 By “everyone”, doesn’t that mean Professor, too?
• 2:24 Huh? How did whoever you are behind that black screen get here?
• 4:17 But what about Milli?
• 5:12 Well, with you guys around, it’s only gotten worse.
• 5:57 At least you finally gave a crap.
• 6:07 How about “durrr”?
• 7:16 Edd seems to be quite happy about this.
• 7:26 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 4. The quality suddenly changes back.

• 0:11 Nothing’s making sense anymore.
• 1:39 *twitches*
• 1:45 PFFFFFFFF HAAAAA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAAA
• 1:49 “Your” confusion alert.
• 1:53 It especially sucks when the clip’s brightness level is this high.
• 2:32 Yeah, it’s not like you actually went into their home or anything.
• 4:14 That’s why no one wants to concentrate on you guys.
• 5:23 Tsk tsk. Wuss.
• 6:51 Of course. Milli needs to be there, or else this will be too much Cartoon Network!
• 7:35 Punctuation, capitalisation, spelling and grammar - it’s all here.
• 7:57 It’s “you’re”, you bloody illiterate. What really bugs me is that there are thousands of them in this world.
• 10:19 And we get the traditional line theft.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 3. People, I believe Pooh’s Adventures subtitling has achieved a new low. An enormous one, to be frank.

• 1:49 How about “obvious”? 
• 4:26 I actually chucked at the bad splicing going on here.
• 4:29 *tries to read it* Now that the video size has gone down to 240p, I can barely read anything.
• 4:32 PROFESSOR: Sorry, I can’t hear you over the stack of white cards Eddy is currently building. Again.
• 4:33 Um, here goes: “We’re actulaly a … group called *shot ends* Minun333, please quit.
• 4:41 That really isn’t as bad as being stalked by clips of cartoons, being subtitled with Segoe Print and decreasing to barely readable quality.
• 6:11 Huh. If Pooh Bear was here, he’d just gasp.
• 10:32 Bad timing…

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 2. Well, at least this guy’s 13 and not 22.

• 0:19 Have they been held back?
• 0:21 Misuse of “there”? Check.
• 1:49 I’ll admit, that part was quite clever.
• 2:26 “Ed those things … for …”
• 4:16 How far have I skipped?
• 4:23 Strange. All the other kids wouldn’t say a word.
• 4:59 Edd, please be quiet like the others. Thank you.
• 5:18 Punctuation? What are you talking about?
• 6:38 You think? You’re not even running the right way.
• 6:45 Clearly, someone can’t use the split clip tool well.
• 8:06 No wonder you’re so slow. You’re running through nowhere but, well, definitely not Townsville.
• 9:17 Well, it looks like you’re about 48 hours late - they already started reconstruction.
• 10:27 You cut out the Kankers, and then you let Eddy get away with mentioning their names?

Here’s a crossover without a talking teddy bear in sight - part 1 of the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie, or the Eds New Adventure of the PPG movie. It’s the first (and only so far) crossover adventure video by Minun333, and combines two Cartoon Network franchises. Quite natural, huh? Well, let’s just hope it isn’t misleading. I hope to God it isn’t. It really can’t be THAT bad.

• 0:00 So, the A.K.A. logo. That’s perfectly natural.
• 0:06 Wait. The Disney logo? In a crossover that solely involves Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy and the Powerpuff Girls?! Why?
• 0:10 Um…
• 0:20 Uh… huh?
• 0:30 Aagh! I call incomplete.
• 0:38 Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy are one?
• 1:07 Segoe Print for the “win”!
• 2:32 One word (or two) - subtitle.
• 3:39 So you mean to say they’ve had some adventures in the movie before?
• 5:17 And there’s our first evidence of “interaction”.
• 5:30 “My name is edward but you … edd.”
• 5:35 This is one of the reasons why Windows XP’s Movie Maker is better at subtitling than Vista.
• 5:42 “We need a p…a… to stay after our ditch”
• 5:46 One of the worst edits in the Pooh’s Adventures phenomenon.
• 6:17 “They more loo… super hero…”
• 7:36 How is that scene worthy of a joke like that?
• 8:30 And cue an overlong answer.
• 10:55 There really won’t be that much to talk about in this riff, won’t there?

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 12, the credits. Find out how insane BowserMovies really is.

• 2:39 That’s all you knew about Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy? For shame.
• 3:18 And I thought Jar Jar Binks was annoying!
• 3:23 The one on the top is the most viewed, and the one with those Tennessee Tuxedo rip-offs. The one on the bottom? Sigh…
• 3:31 Please stop. You’re going to be placing Pooh into a PG-13.
• 3:38 GOD! And I thought George’s treatment was bad!
• 3:45 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• 3:52 I’m just lucky that a lot of these were either deleted, or he never got round to doing them because he scheduled so many movies to Pooh on.
• 4:03 But wait! There’s unfortunately more.
• 4:11 You weren’t able to use any clips from that episode until now? Feck you, David!
• 4:52 Let me guess - this is supposed to lead to what we saw in Pooh’s Adventure of TMNT 3, which he did even less in.
• 4:57 Oh, yes. Laugh at the misfortune I had to watch this.

Comments:

• “This is great! This is one of the best movies.”
• WOW! CLIFFHANGER!“

So that’s the end of BowserMovies’ second ever Pooh’s Adventures video. And what did Pooh do?

• Presence of the movie: 
• Unrestrained autism:
• Irrelevance:
• Scrolling through the video:
• Ghostbusters:

Overall: 4.8/5

Similar to The Magic Voyage, this gets 0.04/10. It didn’t make me feel angry, it just left me sad. A lot of the people who enjoyed this have probably never seen the movie before. It makes sense when the person who created the video is below the age of, say, 14, but this came from a 22 year old man who was 19 when he made the video. Why did videos like this make Pooh’s Adventures so popular when Pooh hardly did anything? Lord knows. I mean, he only got to speak a few lines, and not as much as Rabbit.

A lot of the things the characters had to say were either "really” or a line someone in the movie was supposed to say, and this is especially a pain because it’s assuming the characters are that smart. Wouldn’t anyone be concerned if there were cartoon characters joining in with an exterminaition team, anyway? Whatever the reason, join me next time where I most likely riff on Pooh’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid II, because what’s a blog about the horrors of Pooh’s Adventures without the most viewed out of them all?

This video was suggested by Gregory Smith. Thanks for not being the only one to use your brain, Greg. 

P.S. I find it quite ironic that another Ghostbusters butchery starring Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy called “The Ed,edd N Eddy Advantures of Ghostbusters” had most of its parts blocked by Sony. Guess Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy in Castilian crossed with Ghostbusters in English was a little too bad.

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 11, the second to last. And Pooh’s line about hugging only appeared in the trailer. Damn marketing.

• 1:11 Finally. You moved!
• 1:18 THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON THIS VIDEO: *what Edd is saying*
• 1:24 *takes out the first ‘h’ and ’re’*
• 3:29 You know, this would be the perfect time for a cheering montage…
• 4:24 Where Pooh and his friends were the whole time.
• 4:51 *finally slams his head against the wall*
• 5:03 A sudden cameo by Hercules.
• 5:04 GOOD FAIRY: Not you, puppet.
• 5:14 Christopher’s been speaking in a rather unusual tongue compared to the last thing he said.
• 5:20 And Winnie the Pooh finally gets something to say.
• 5:33 SLIMER: *in his head* How’d he know?
• 5:37 POOH: Can we resurrect that marshmallow monster, too? Maybe shrink him down to size? And how about we tame the scary-looking dog?
• 5:39 Mirror effect!
• 5:41 Booooooooo. No, I’m not being a ghost here, Pooh. Boooooooo!

Comments:

• “Slimer has joined the group!! Well alright!!! Will you do Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters II?”
• “HEY BOWSER, when you make Pooh’s adventures of Star Wars episode 1, can you make Ash, Pikachu, Team Rocket, Slimer and EEnE guest star in the movie, please? When you make Pooh’s adventures of The Little Mermaid II: Return to the sea, can you make Ash, Pikachu, Brock, Misty, Team Rocket, EEnE and Slimer (and can add a suprise guest star along with them) guest star in this movie, please? And can you upload a trailer for Pooh’s adventures of the Little Mermaid II: Return to the sea? THANK YOU!”
• “can you do an Eds adventures in ghostbusters 1 and 2? 

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 10. The action builds up, and so do the toons’ actions. Kind of.

• 0:43 MEWTWO. STOP STANDING THERE LIKE YOU ARE A WEAKLING. YOU HAVE POWERS. YOU ARE A POKÉMON.
• 0:46 Please stop talking as if you are Harold Ramis.
• 0:48 See what you’re doing? Give'em a chance and say your own stuff!
• 1:43 And no toon was there to provide a screaming montage.
• 2:13 Oh, goodness. It’s that scene, isn’t it?
• 2:40 “Run, run, we gotta run” count: 3
• 3:02 Finally, they’re actually doing something for a change.
• 3:10 Because you haven’t done anything but steal others’ lines!
• 3:15 I agree.
• 3:40 Spoiler alert.
• 3:50 And by that you mean watch and make comments about it.
• 4:18 Just because Mickey Mouse appeared officially in a movie which mentioned that word, doesn’t mean it works with clips of Winnie the Pooh or Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy.
• 6:03 Come on, you dull excuse for a fairy. Use your magic wand and you’ll be top of the crew!
• 7:25 POOH: Look, my pals! We’ve found another new friend!
• 7:38 Who, the Marshmallow Man or that thing with the claws?

Comments:

• “How did Owl and Gopher get up there to sing the "No Chance” song?“
• "I thought the marshmellow man was Godzilla lolzlmaorofl”
• “I wanted to watch Ghostbusters, not Winnie The Pooh”
• “Stupid”
• “Its frosty the michelin man!”
• “LMFAO Well, if you were planning on pissing people off…congratulations.”
• “At THE most intense moment of this clip when Venkman says "Alright, this chick is toast!” I do NOT need to see a stupid pooh clip GET STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION!!!“

Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters: Part 9. This part got 24 likes and 0 dislikes (until now). Why?

• 3:21 This is the only thing Mewtwo could do throughout this whole video - abandon powers for standing in the same place.
• 6:43 See how the long-term absence of cartoon characters can fool many?
• 7:39 Well, I guess one room’s occupied.
• 10:18 And the toons could do nothing but stand there and gasp. WORST GHOSTBUSTERS EVER.

Comments:

• “Hey, Bowser. How about teaming Pooh up with He-Man & She-Ra?”
• “hey can you do a movie called Ash & friends Adventures of The Secret of NIMH?”
• “What was that little character with the text "well” at about 03:19 looked like something out of pokemon.“
• "i hate the fact that he uses the stupid cartoon cutscenes :/”