Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Winnie the Pooh in Star Wars again? That could only be used as a negative parody of Disney's acquisition of Lucasfilm. But no, he’s doing it again, and it’s up on YouTube, only it’s Lego. And it’s the hi-def video game. Yes, they’re taking on another video game, and it’s from the era where these minifigures could only speak gibberish. If it’s all gibberish, keep it gibberish, as having guest stars speaking in perfect English will not make sense especially in a Star Wars remake. Unfortunately, the douchebags who teamed up on Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days were stupid enough to make this happen, in a double bill no less. So, without further ado, we begin this double bill with a puppet show, or so it was intended to be. Pooh’s Adventures of Mr. Meaty: Moochmaster P, part 1.

• 0:08 I already can tell that this thing’s badness is going to be quite similar to Phoenix Games’ Dingo releases.
• 0:34 Because the PS3 has too big a menu screen.
• 0:46 Screw that bit. He couldn’t even find footage from The Complete Saga.
• 2:00 I just hope Yakko’s not reading this when I say that if he’s crazy enough he could turn Slap T. Pooch into another crossover slave.
• 2:18 You already showed a Nickelodeon logo, what’s the point of showing another?! 
• 3:45 That logo sequence lasted 3¾ minutes. Further evidence of Yakko never caring how long anything is.
• 4:04 WALDORF: Hey, the frog’s not saying anything! Have I gone deaf?  STATLER: You probably have. Can I join in?
• 4:24 All those clips Reese has of Regular Show, and the best you could find is a still image.
• 5:10 It’s Jetta’s husband!
• 5:49 The Heffalump hunt again? This should be used more often, instead of that stupid desert scene.
• 6:03 Even though it’s still outdoors in the Hundred Acre Wood.
• 6:07 Did Yakko take footage from his own video and paste it into this, instead of just copying from one MSWMM to another? Lazy git.
• 6:09 Reese, who turned into some chubby kid with a monocle.
• 6:15 POOH: Nothing!
• 6:22 If you all got jobs, then everyone currently working would be out of business.
• 6:26 
• 6:32 Apart from Disney, that is.
• 6:40 So you got fired?
• 6:55 Good thing Patrick’s in decent character.
• 7:10 
• 7:20 It’s Little Godzilla’s wife!
• 7:34 You have a camera, Reese. Do more than just combine subtitles with actual voices.
• 7:38 Really, it isn’t that hard.
• 7:49 Judging from the clip that came before, that’s not how these Oobi guys talk.
• 7:52 …Wha?
• 7:53 Uh, you do know that Reese used the actual Simpsons in his recent video, right?
• 8:11 Effort?
• 8:41 Didn’t Poky say his name in the same footage Shy did?
• 8:59 “You know who else isn’t going to play a very big part in this? My Mom!”
• 9:15 For my parody, I actually found a clip where Fred says his and Barney’s names. It isn’t that hard if you put “I’m Fred Flintstone” in quotes on Google.
• 9:38 He went as far as to take footage from a parody.
• 10:11 This introduction scene has lasted over 3 minutes. Cut it out, Yakko. Just cut it out.
• 10:40 JOSH AND PARKER: Pfffffff ha ha hahahahahahaha!
• 11:16 There are so many characters here that I doubt all of them would hear what they’re saying.
• 11:34 This guy is a puppy! Walking on four legs! How the hell is he supposed to be a good fry cook?
• 12:17 Good thing Yakko never forgets his characters, unlike the last double bill.
• 13:24 Here’s another case of giant monsters in a bloody restaurant.
• 13:36 Joke ruined by out-of-character dancing.

Proof that people like this:

• “I love this.”
• “Wow. Looks like it took you a long time to make this.”
• “Not bad, boys. Not bad.”
• “Awesome Job, This Video Always Make Me Laugh.”
• “mr. meaty? that’s awsome i watch that show for years it’s awsome”
• “Not bad. I also liked it when Squidward is quilty after saying he respects the microphone at the Krusty Krab when he actually doesn’t.”

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 10. Another whole song about visiting your dentist which the Pooh’s Adventures fans don’t get.

• 0:43 Wait a minute. Those villains are definitely going to return, even though that was just a dream! Oh, how I hate the logic of these videos.
• 1:07 How many cousins do these characters even have?
• 1:12 She had to wait until then to speak. All thanks to Yakko.
• 1:14 There are so much more shots of Rabbit that could’ve been used. Ones where he is actually happy.
• 1:16 You barely even talked to her!
• 1:21 What an abrupt ending.
• 1:29 I just hope some of these characters (like Numbuh 362) aren’t as heavily wasted.
• 1:36 Not more adventures through Let’s Plays…
• 1:49 Pooh’s Adventures of Super Mario 64 DS? How the hell are you going to do that? Wouldn’t the original be easy enough?
• 2:10 This finger I’m holding up isn’t my thumb, you know.
• 2:17 Again, that’s not how you open a bonus ending.
• 2:26 You already said she looked pretty.
• 2:34 *insert Lisa reaction shot here*
• 2:40 And there’s where the Simpsons crack pairing picture came from.
• 2:47 [link]

• Engrish: 
• Artistic mess: 
• Creepy fascination towards minor characters: 
• Uselessness of certain characters: 
• Lessons not learned: 

Overall: 7/5

-0.4/10. Two videos in a row, and both of them are as bad as plaque itself. Some of the characters are wasted on reaction shots, minor characters get more presence than main characters, grammar is awful, smart characters are turned into retards and the lessons taught by these videos are botched by idiotic battle sequences and Simpsons characters. And this is one of the most popular YTP sources we’re talking about! Ah, well. At least it’s only a double feature.

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 9. If those monsters are supposed to personify plaque, then what are the new villains supposed to represent?

• 0:08 Like who? Not only is this bunny badly drawn, his subtitle is badly placed.
• 1:08 Silent gasping montage.
• 1:18 The only thing scary here is the creepy fascination towards little cartoon girls Reese has.
• 1:29 Audible screaming montage.
• 1:50 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:55 Not even Reese did much!
• 2:01 This is supposed to be an educational cartoon about how to brush your teeth, not a manchild’s wet dream!
• 2:51 Smithers is a snake, when in some shots he was a human. Because they don’t care.

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 8. Isn’t this Pooh’s Adventures? If so, why is he mostly being wasted on repeated Tigger shots and screaming montages?

• 0:51 Manchild.
• 1:46 Only one scream. *breathes a sigh of relief*
• 2:03 Who? The plaque monsters, the heroes, or the guest stars? Please say the guest stars. They’ve caused a little too much vandalism lately.
• 2:30 *drinks* It’s funny how they added Ronald McDonald to a cartoon against high sugar dose.
• 2:32 Every single damn rabbit in the world is his cousin.
• 2:42 Why are they so frightened? Shouldn’t they ask, “What are you doing dressed up like that?”
• 2:44 Who, you ask? You should know already, you put them in there in the first place.
• 2:46 Is it so hard to find a reaction shot where Tigger isn’t inappropriately smiling?
• 2:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:14 Who said anything about… Oh, yes. That fits, alright. (see 0:46, part 5)
• 3:43 Says the guy who’s standing outside in the fresh air.

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 7. I don’t think the people that made and liked this ever brushed their teeth. And I doubt they still do after making this.

• 1:17 He only just popped up.
• 1:57 Mr. Krabs would never say “Yeah”.
• 2:21 A plaque monster! Get him, Dr. Rabbit!
• 2:48 Why are they throwing Pokeballs if they’re just supposed to be doing nothing? And where’s Pooh?
• 5:00 To quote Smithers in Tapped Out, “I hate you I hate you I hate you!”
• 5:11 [link]

“Nice job. I liked the part where Mr. Burns and Smithers have arrived.”

- Yakko Warner Movies

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 6. Colgate, please do something about these videos.

• 0:00 RABBIT: You actually sound different than the last time. Then again, I’ve encountered the same problem.
• 0:02 Not sure if sarcasm or suspiciousness.
• 0:09 Not everyone is enough of a dude to say “cool” (correct me if wrong).
• 1:35 
• 1:41 “Two Evil Bussiness Men From Springfield”
• 2:48 The KND actually do something this time.
• 3:18 …Is anyone learning anything from this?
• 3:37 Okay, now I’m getting Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures flashbacks.
• 4:18 How is he going to do that when he’s stuck in that pose, though?
  

Proof that people like this:

• “Great job on part 6.”
• “Nice debut of the Mad Bunny.”
• “Such education in this adventure. Nice.”

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 5. No guest stars in this part except for Reese, subtitling himself for no reason.

• 0:40 Reese’s 16. You’d expect him to have learned something from this.
• 0:46 The biggest sell-out I’ve ever seen.
• 0:57 But what about the guest stars? I’m assuming they’re still idiots.
• 2:21 All? ALL? You’re assuming everyone loves Pooh’s Adventures videos?
• 2:56 Mr. Burns is the villain, of course.
• 2:57 And so is a crappy drawing.
• 3:03 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:16 What were Woody and that girl with the hat up to in the last adventure, anyway?

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 4. I never thought I’d say this, but Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour is supposed to be education on how to clean your teeth. Would kids learn anythingthing from something that has a minor Simpsons character apparently punching a Mexican girl for calling her “pretty”?

• 0:08 You’ve only just met.
• 0:18 *drinks to “You Know Him”* Olivia’s not a boy. *drinks again to “She Looks Pretty”*
• 0:20 Uh, why? Wouldn’t it make a bit of sense just to have Dot from those weird yet informative movies be Olivia’s friend?
• 1:16 I dunno, by shutting up?
• 1:31 Really, it would make sense to put Dot in there. Because if so, this would have the mus- Nah, that would make this even longer.
• 1:43 But really, how did all these toons fit in one pouch?
• 2:22 [link]
• 3:25 Pumbaa would never talk like that.

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 3. This kid must’ve gone on a sugar rush when he made this.

• 0:39 Please don’t tell me the rest of the gang doesn’t know how to brush their damn teeth.
• 1:04 Gina seems to have a large part in this, because SHEZ SOOO SEXXXXY
• 1:53 Oh, God. They never knew how to brush their fucking teeth. Pooh, SpongeBob, Patrick and Homer may be idiots, but most of them would already know.
• 3:05 Didn’t everyone just say “charge”?

Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 2. This kid must think he’s funnier than Nicholas Walstrom.

• 0:10 [link]
• 1:32 (see 5:07, part 1)
• 1:38 Carmen? She punched Bart!
• 1:44 Not only are those subtitles difficult to read and too fast, they’re covering up the majority of Homer.
• 3:33 Are they all travelling on the bike in this scene? Logic, Reese! Logic!
• 3:52 You should’ve gotten that out the way the first time.

The guy who loves YouTube Poops but prefers to make abominations to YouTube Poops has taken on Dr. Rabbit twice in a row! Yes, Reese has created another double bill, only successfully. And this time, they feature the biggest asshole in YouTube Poop history, the world’s only rabbit dentist, that’s right, it’s Dr. Rabbit! This was submitted to my blog by ApersonPlaceandThing, and consists of Pooh Bear going through Dr. Rabbit’s two most popular shorts, Dr. Rabbit’s World Tour and The Legend of Tooth Kingdom. But how will so many characters fit into one hot air balloon? Find out in the Pooh’s Adventures Dr Rabbit Double Feature, part 1!

• 0:59 I’m guessing that’s Reese and his cousin’s attempt to roar.
• 1:18 You have a webcam. Why not record yourself speaking like you originally did?
• 1:26 And try not to pick your nose on camera, too.
• 1:54 Yes, people, a Pooh’s Adventure with the flippin’ Simpsons. Mind you, this isn’t new…
• 2:26 Stop-mo SpongeBob. Why? Because they just don’t care.
• 2:51 In case you’re new to this blog, this guy is Canadian. And he’s not even from the French region.
• 3:18 This is definitely not a Heffalump hunt.
• 3:29 What’s next? The South Pa- Oh. They already did that.
• 3:33 Watch out, guys! It’s a racist!
• 3:42 Cousin reunion incoming.
• 3:52 See? I told you!
• 3:56 LUIGI: We’ll tell you later.
• 3:59 God damn it.
• 4:07 Well, not throwing any Pokeballs in the adventures you’re currently taking isn’t going to get you anywhere.
• 4:23 a.k.a. Mrs. Reese.
• 4:31 And they even invited Timothy but forgot to let him say hi.
• 4:38 What’s the point of saying “And” if it’s not even the last of the gang?
• 5:04 That’s the best shot you could find?
• 5:07 This kid has a thing for incredibly minor female characters, doesn’t he? As long as they’re hot in his eyes…
• 5:40 Really, how will they fit onto the balloon? Will they have to grab each other’s leg?
• 5:49 Dr. Rabbit is still an asshole.
• 5:53 What did she say?

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 3. It ends here, apparently.

• 1:13 It could take you a second to say that, but in this video it takes four.
• 2:20 Makes perfect sense.
• 2:23 Makes little sense.
• 2:30 Makes tinier sense.
• 2:35 Makes no sense.
• 3:48 A better thing to say would be “Traitor”.
• 3:56 *insert big no here*
• 5:26 Bye to you too, Kirby. The whole thing’s been postponed despite this part not being a fight agaisnt angry reviewers.

What rating should I give this? Well, I don’t think I can rate it at all, since only three parts of it were completed, but all I can say is that it doesn’t know logic or the meaning of silence. That’s all I can say about it, because next we’ve got Reese taking on a racist bunny and Yakko the Wakko making a Pooh’s Adventures out of LEGO Star Wars. No, not the TV specials.

Pooh’s Adventures of Kirby 64 the Crystal Shards, part 2. I just hope at least one of these guest stars turns into Kirby’s special ability.

• 1:54 Not even CD-i Mario makes as much sense here as he should.
• 1:56 CGI Buster. Because they just don’t care.
• 2:05 No, what are you doing? Here?
• 2:11 No screaming montage?
• 2:48 Shouldn’t they be fascinated at all that a Waddle Dee has proven to be innocent after being Kirby’s enemy for so many years?
• 3:27 Gah, just when I thought the gameplay would go uninterrupted we get an illogical self insert. And I do mean illogical.
• 3:35 In case you don’t know who this guy is, click here. Or better yet, here.
• 3:47 GET BACK TO THE G-
• 3:50 Woah. I didn’t have to suffer through an overly long introduction scene? Awkward and stupid, yet relieving.
• 3:52 Oh. It’s just an editing goof-up. But still, thanks for not wasting too much time! People like this, though.
• 5:05 How are all of them supposed to cross this?
• 5:38 And how is that dancing kid supposed to fall down here without killing himself? The rest of these people are toons and puppets!
• 6:24 *drinks, not to the Tigger footage but the second “You know”*
• 6:27 And here’s where Reese fails to do the research. Adeleine is not a boy.
• 6:45 Still no screaming montage, just a short exclamation.
• 8:10 “You know who else doesn’t care about any of the mistakes in this video? My Mom!” - Reese