Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 3. Thankfully, I didn’t have much to say for this one.

• 1:04 Just like a bull, eh? I just hope this user’s displayed age is just another one of those disguises.
• 1:35 You can’t do anything. You’re just there to provide reaction shots, for crying out loud!
• 2:26 Another notable flaw from the original movie.
• 2:42 Shut up, Minnie. Christopher only takes information from Pico, not silent clips from Disney cartoons.
• 3:52 I was expecting the same reaction from Mickey and Minnie. What a rip-off.
• 4:37 And yet Genie made no comment about the vizier? Screw you, disneyJSman!
• 5:23 You, Mickey and me, Tigger. You, Mickey and me.
• 6:49 There just aren’t enough English teachers in this world.
• 7:00 REPETITION ALERT! Kanga wasn’t even introduced!
• 7:10 And here’s one of those scenes that didn’t need dialogue at all, but the dubbing crew thought it would bore kids so they ad libbed it. Wonder what they’d think of this version.
• 7:32 REPETITIOh, wait. That’s just the damn movie.
• 7:45 Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was…
• 8:14 What? They ad-libbed Pico with a female voice? No. It’s just Minnie’s voice covering the third instance of Pico’s “pretty cool” line.
• 8:22 Yes you do. For being filmed with a camera more than starring in the film itself.
• 8:29 Well, good thing he actually got some scenes that fit.
• 8:59 REPETITION ALERT!! Honestly. Every single time someone gets scared, what’s the need for the whole gang to be scared?!
• 9:17 It’s not even stupid fun.
• 9:18 REPETITION ALERT!!! And the fourth time we get to see that damn reaction shot.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 2. This is where Pooh and the Disney fellas first meet Christopher Columbus himself. As if history couldn’t get any more screwed…

• 0:01 PICO: I guess so, but not as much as that flying thing you’re calling out to.
• 0:06 Hey, Mum, Winnie the Pooh’s on the Yensid Lennahc!
• 0:09 Woah. That bird has an army.
• 0:14 You’re already out of there, Genie. In fact, you’re everywhere.
• 0:22 Audio looping!
• 0:32 That’s what I hate about the English dub of The Magic Voyage - most of the time, none of the voice actors shut up.
• 0:45 MINNIE: Julius is going to eat m- Wait, what’s going over there?
• 1:05 RABBIT: Turns out it’s someone even less Italian than Charles Martinet.
• 1:28 I could just assume that’s supposed to be Pooh Bear on the bottom-right.
• 1:39 PICO: Just keep making comments so that this movie sucks less!
• 2:22 CHRIS: What friends-a? All I can-a see I a television with-a Disney cartoons-a.
• 2:37 Repetition alert. But hey, what about Aladdin and Jasmine?
• 2:39 MICKEY: Christopher Columbus? Didn’t think you’d sound like our Fagin.
• 2:46 PICO: Where else but a Windows Movie Maker collection?
• 3:48 Yet another Pooh’s Adventures cliche: Pretending “The Legend of Sheriff Piglet” is actually based on the video.
• 4:02 Really? THAT concerned him?
• 4:14 Goodness gracious. You believe that they are THAT stupid?
• 4:48 Terrible editing. This had 2 likes before I came in!
• 5:03 Yup. EVERYONE is on the boat now!
• 5:12 *groans* Like I said before, this didn’t yet have a negative rating, despite a comment that said “that sucked ass”!
• 5:35 Chris = the creator. Garbage = the videos. All = the sane individuals.
• 6:30 Criticism of the original movie: I wonder if the lip sync was as bad in the German version.
• 6:45 Finally! We get to see the other characters actually do something in this musical number!
• 7:17 “All because I met a fellas like you” Is it no surprise? The exclusively scripted grammar in this film just ain’t good.
• 7:41 Repetition alert!
• 7:47 Well, good thing Mickey’s not portrayed as stupid. For now.
• 7:57 I’ve seen that reaction shot about three times in this video already!
• 8:12 Oops. It just hit the camera’s limit!
• 9:02 *slams his head against a wall*
• 9:08 *slams it even harder*

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage now. One of the stupidest animated versions of history behind the animated Titanic movies, and yet someone likes it enough to pirate (badum-chh) his own project with a camcorder, slapping in not only Pooh’s gang, but Mickey and Minnie, Genie and apparently Aladdin and Jasmine. This movie as far as I can tell has those characters looking to go to Hawaii, but instead ending up in Genoa, because in a Pooh’s Adventures video, you’re that stupid. Here I go with part 1. Wish me luck.

• 0:02 That’s the worst case of piracy I’ve seen in my life.
• 0:51 Wait, did he actually film his whole project using a camera? I call lazy.
• 1:19 Sound glitch. People, why do you like these again?
• 1:40 The sound glitches are mainly part of the cutting, and yet the camera’s lack of sync makes it look even worse.
• 1:53 Mickey and Minnie? Genie? Hopefully there’d be some subtlety where the characters actually talk to each other in the same shots. That is a clip from House of Mouse, after all.
• 2:20 *turns annotations back on* Annotations? You were too lazy to add titles to Windows Movie Maker, weren’t you?
• 2:28 Why does Genie have the look of William F. Buckley, Jr. on his face as he speaks?
• 2:40 So they’re going to Hawaii. Tigger’s in the Hundred Acre Wood, and Rabbit’s lost in Texas.
• 2:59 Misuse of “your”? Check.
• 3:02 We didn’t even see much of them get in the car!
• 3:26 Okay, I think I hear A.A. Milne’s gravebed making a noise.
• 3:48 “Dare To Be Stupid” Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic!
• 4:27 No thanks to whoever started this fad in the first place!
• 4:55 …crazy crossover fanboys…
• 5:14 Should’ve been muted and accompanied by an annotation saying “disneyJSman”.
• 5:22 So, is Jasmine supposed to be an Italian?
• 5:30 No, you picked the wrong movie.
• 5:33 You would do if you lived in Plymouth.
• 5:45 Pause for my exact reaction to finding out the amount of movies featured in the Pooh’s Adventures trend.
• 5:47 They happened to meet Aladdin. All that talk about Agrabah being an Arabian city was a lie!
• 5:49 Hello? You just stopped in front of Aladdin! He probably knows!
• 6:02 This is Pooh’s Adventures. There is no need for an explanation as to why Tigger’s lost his stripes.
• 6:09 MICKEY: Rabbit? Uh, ha ha, you might’ve mistaken me for Oswald.
• 7:24 If you pause there, it’s clear that they’re not going to be attacked by a box of books, but a box of bees.
• 7:33 Alright, now I’m waiting for a scene where Pooh starts saying that Pico looks kind of like Mickey.
• 7:41 No, Tigger. It’s a mutant chipmunk.
• 7:45 Another Pooh’s Adventure cliche - the fake character introduction!
• 7:50 *pause* Oh God, they took that clip from another Pooh’s Adventures video, didn’t they?
• 8:07 I wish this fad never existed!
• 8:16 Suddenly, Rabbit and Tigger are fine in the shot after. Continuity error much?
• 8:27 Taller? You mean, *annotation saying “shorter”*?
• 8:43 PICO: I see. Those cactuses in the background don’t look like the right spot in America to me.
• 8:47 You’re in somewhere very modern compared to Genoa in 1492, Mickey.
• 8:56 You think? You’re sitting in a wheelbarrow!
• 9:02 Turns out my hopes on comparing Mickey to Pico were true. Yay!
• 9:15 Lead the way? Is Tigger a ghost all of a sudden?
• 9:21 Pico can’t hear you through subtitles that easily, Piglet.
• 9:57 The whole video in seven seconds.

maxtaroisheretoo:

• Pooh example 1
• Pooh example 2
• Pooh example 3 (yes, they actually went THIS FAR)

How do you make a crappy video even crappier? Drop in clips of kiddy cartoons and call it character development. This, my friends, is a parody of the repetitive, overly long (seriously, check out how many of these there are), reasonlessly critically acclaimed Pooh’s Adventures videos. Pooh’s Adventures is a crossover video cult where full-length movies are believed to be made better, even if they were already stupid to begin with, by adding in cartoon characters like Winnie the Pooh, Littlefoot, Simba, Aladar or Sonic. Sometimes, it’s like Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue if drugs really were involved.

So, not quite following up what was even longer and even more brain-cancer-y, watch Pooh Bear and the rest of the Hundred Acre Wood try to save the day as the Eppaljeck terrorises the planet, by doing nothing but just sitting and making comments about it!