Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 6. This has no dislikes yet even more likes than that one part of Hotel Mario. Why?

• 0:07 At least he’s not Theodore Rex.
• 0:28 Or maybe it would look like a job for Supe*cough*Movie Maker.
• 0:43 But the question is - how many people can fit in there?
• 1:04 So, Reese is in disguise as a cartoon cat?
• 1:38 “Hey, we need to make sure that even the Riddler has a cartoon villain beside him. It’s not like YakkoWarnerMovies left the Skeksis alone!”
• 2:40 He misspelled Edward twice.
• 2:46 Your average Pooh’s Adventures fan.
• 3:51 Your average Pooh’s Adventures creator.
• 4:02 I know what Mike and Sulley did, but Ronald? Was his food too unhealthy for Randall’s taste?
• 6:52 *twitches*

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 5. The heroes’ introduction scene begins, and star power rules all!

• 0:25 Yeah. Especially Superman, Wonder Woman, the Hulk, Thor, Beast, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Emma Frost, Rogue, Kitty Pryde, Phoenix, Archangel, Havok, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, the Fantastic Four, the Toxic Avenger, and you!
• 0:59 Is there anyone he hasn’t met?
• 1:07 You should already know, Mr. Director.
• 1:15 You’d have to be a blithering idiot not to know Tigger.
• 1:19 Here we go, people… *groans out loud*
• 1:23 Woah! I mean, Whao! At least I don’t have to sit here groaning for a whole minute.
• 1:36 *sigh* You just had to, didn’t you?
• 1:44 Well, back to business. *groans out loud*
• 2:20 They were right. I did have to sit here groaning for a whole minute.
• 2:33 Yep. Definitely a Gary Stu. And a furry.
• 2:47 You’re not Furball, so quiet.
• 3:10 She found two of them, to be precise.

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 4. I tell you, tagging this thing is exhausting as hell. So exhausting, in fact, that when I add the “video” tag it disappears the first time I post each part. Stop being so over the top, Reese!

• 0:06 Seriously?
• 0:49 I guess that when they do film themselves exclusively for the video, they don’t want their voices to be heard.
• 1:43 Seeing that sentence in front of the person that wrote it makes me cry.
• 2:10 Well, that explains everything.
• 3:54 “Yeah We We’re On Our Way To Way*cuts to next clip* I said it before, and I’ll say it again. PEOPLE FRICKIN’ LIKE THIS.
• 3:56 Didn’t we see them with Jim Carrey earlier ago?
• 3:57 The world’s already doomed.
• 4:14 "Head there Fast and See If Bruce Wayne Can Help Us to*cuts to next clip* Forget it. This goof is everywhere.
• 4:59 I believe I saw this clip before Hotel Mario’s torture.
• 5:20 Mewtwo Wich? Yuck! I hate Mewtwo Wiches!

Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever, Part 3. Holy bad parenting. And that’s coming from me!

• 0:37 You’re involving Winnie the Pooh in a movie with real guns. Speaking of which, where is he, anyway?
• 0:52 The kids matter now?
• 0:57 So… Gary Stus.
• 1:07 ACTING!!!!!
• 1:36 You’re not going to get a lawsuit for calling it a lightsaber, you know.
• 1:55 I’m starting to get the feeling that they didn’t even film themselves for this video, but took footage from their own Vblogs.
• 2:34 And they arrive this late because the self-inserts could actually do more than them.
• 3:26 Ttark turned into a hippie bird. That’s actually natural of him.
• 3:36 Not even The Expendables 2 had this much characters. That’s a good thing.
• 3:57 They seriously included the Tiny Toons’ parody of Bart Simpson?
• 4:08 I’m glad I’m not the only one who has issues with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man being able to fit inside any building.
• 4:19 They returned as quick as a flash thanks to Windows Live Movie Maker!
• 4:24 Subtitles over a video that was already subtitled. Good. Fecking. God.
• 4:37 “Yes and the Last Time I Met Them They Helpp*cuts to Edd* Aargh.
• 4:47 When it comes to spelling, how can you possibly stoop that low?!
• 4:51 LEIA: And where is my lawyer?
• 4:54 Damn you, BowserMovies.
• 5:12 I would fall back onto the floor laughing my ass off, but then again, it’s not the first time it’s happened…
• 5:33 Sadly, they’re mostly human.
• 5:47 Didn’t Boba Fett die? Oh, right. Many of the other villains died. Speaking of which, wasn’t Boba Fett a villain?

Pooh’s adventures of Batman, uh, Foever, Part 2. If you self-insert yourself into Batman Forever, mix it with clips Winnie the Pooh and Nintendo and you’re this young, you’re only going to increase the chances of any cyberbullying geared towards you. At least draw yourself as a superhero and you’re good to go!

• 0:07 And what are those two kids doing at this time?
• 0:36 I mean, really. I had better grammar at the age of 6.
• 0:40 *rolls eyes* Please stop.
• 1:00 It’s a lightsaber. It’s alright to say so; you’re crossing yourself over with cartoons and Batman!
• 1:06 Acting!
• 1:27 Webcam.
• 1:33 “Get Them!!! No!” Uh…
• 1:45 If they added Star Wars characters outside The Clone Wars…
• 2:57 Move on to making less stupid videos?
• 4:17 Exclamation points.
• 4:28 I’d like to think that this guy is just sitting in his room controlling Batman’s life.
• 5:39 It’s especially strange when someone contradicts their grammar.

And now for part 1 of Pooh’s adventures of Batman Forever. If the last one was boring, then this is sure to be treachery.

• 0:46 Does that guy seriously think they call the company “Walt Disney Pictures Presents”?
• 0:50 Tim did the production, Reese and Shadow did the prodution.
• 1:32 We meet again, Impact.
• 1:57 Now I have a better reason for showing Turdie F. Bastard in person in my upcoming parody video.
• 2:22 Don’t steal Batman’s first line, you obnoxious self-insert!
• 4:28 Ironic how he says “You got here just in time” at the same time he says “Sorry we’re late”.
• 4:31 Gosh, Tommy Lee Jones is now One-Face!
• 4:53 Ah, yes. Can’t have a Pooh’s Adventure without the ridiculously long introduction scene. Even with the villains.
• 4:57 Wife? Made by Boswer? Oh, bother.
• 5:24 Holy self-inserted weakling, Batman!
• 6:29 And how are you going to do that? Are you going to film yourself punching the camera?
• 6:59 Sword? I don’t see a sword in his hands. Only his editing mouse.
• 7:06 Subliminal Scooby!
• 7:34 Did Team Rocket adopt a Pikachu now?
• 7:44 Um… Screamer?

This is the intro for my Winnie the Pooh/StarCrash crossover film.
The guest stars for this film are the heroes, Thomas, Edward, Percy, Gordon, Emily, Sonic, Tails, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Princess Toadstool, Rayman, Betina, Cookie, LacMac, Flips, Ash, Pikachu, May, Max, Brock, Luke Skywalker, R2D2, C3PO, Chewbacca, Shaggy Rogers, Scooby Doo, Daphne Blake, Scrappy Doo, Flim, Flam, Mad Jack The Pirate, Snuk, Casey Junior and Johnny, because they help Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore work for Akton, Simon, and Stella Star and the villains who will be working for the Golems and Count Zarth Arn will be Flash Dashing, Devious Diesel, The Kanker Sisters and Team Rocket: Jessie, James and Meowth.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 8. The end, and Milli doesn’t even make a peep.

• 0:30 Kurmoday Girled!
• 0:48 And how did they do so exactly?
• 0:56 [link]
• 1:09 I really hate this. And it’s almost over.
• 2:56 Omg! Professor Utonium was played by three girls?
• 2:59 Woah! Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy were an actress playing three roles? I knew it.
• 3:02 I thought that old man was the mayor.
• 3:04 Mojo Jojo was actually cute?
• 3:06 But who played them?
• 3:21 It didn’t even end with a fade-out.

• Movie Maker mishaps: 
• Engrish: 
• Blurriness: 
• Uselessness: 
• The relationship between Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy and Team Umizoomi: 

Overall: 5/5

Even if it came from a 13 year old, is there seriously any point to it? Who is it trying to entertain? Why are there so little English classes in this world? It wasn’t even an overblown crossover, and Ed, Edd 'n’ Eddy fit decently, but they do nothing but talk to a character from a Nick Jr. show. It’s not a painful experience, but its stupidity, Engrish and repetition beg for such a rating as 0/10. Thank you, Tacowiz, for submitting this, and making me file a protest to the governments to set up more literature classes across the world.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 7. Milli introduces her friends. Who on Earth could they be? Certainly not her Team Umizoomi partners.

• 0:28 Okay, what exactly was the need for that?
• 1:20 How, even by terms of cartoon logic, did you get up there?
• 1:23 Punctuation. Learn it. Did you not go to school?
• 3:22 Oooh. There goes the fourth wall.
• 3:29 D'oh. I was expecting someone unpredictable.
• 3:31 And thank God…
• 3:48 Hey! I think I can read this! “Hey Milli, you, bot and geo stay*gets cut off* Like I said, PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 5:01 You battle cry is not right for this moment!
• 8:01 That's what I hate about these videos. They don’t believe in tension.
• 8:54 Like I said on another commentary, these people are so desperate.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 6. The real action beings, and the Eds provide nothing but a useless backstory.

• 0:55 Even in a cartoon you can’t breathe on the moon! You don’t have enough powers to do so!
• 1:15 Oh God, why.
• 1:27 You don’t even look like you’re angry, or physically abusing her for that matter!
• 1:29 Just a slap? It wasn’t even a punch!
• 1:31 AMERICANISED YOSHI: Oooh, hours long time.
• 1:34 Se puede incluso nacidos en Estados Unidos?
• 1:42 Cuteness and this style just don’t mix. Hear that, animu arti*remembers FusionFall*
• 7:37 Action ruined.
• 7:49 Nice work? He just let out a battle cry!
• 8:17 *slamming his head on the door* I*slam*ro*slam*ny!*slam*

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 5. So far, the Eds have joined with Milli, a character from a Nickelodeon show. *shakes his head in disagreement*

• 0:59 Don’t interrput poor Bubbles!
• 1:08 “voise” Ugh…
• 1:29 The Eds are girls?
• 1:54 By “everyone”, doesn’t that mean Professor, too?
• 2:24 Huh? How did whoever you are behind that black screen get here?
• 4:17 But what about Milli?
• 5:12 Well, with you guys around, it’s only gotten worse.
• 5:57 At least you finally gave a crap.
• 6:07 How about “durrr”?
• 7:16 Edd seems to be quite happy about this.
• 7:26 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 4. The quality suddenly changes back.

• 0:11 Nothing’s making sense anymore.
• 1:39 *twitches*
• 1:45 PFFFFFFFF HAAAAA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAAA
• 1:49 “Your” confusion alert.
• 1:53 It especially sucks when the clip’s brightness level is this high.
• 2:32 Yeah, it’s not like you actually went into their home or anything.
• 4:14 That’s why no one wants to concentrate on you guys.
• 5:23 Tsk tsk. Wuss.
• 6:51 Of course. Milli needs to be there, or else this will be too much Cartoon Network!
• 7:35 Punctuation, capitalisation, spelling and grammar - it’s all here.
• 7:57 It’s “you’re”, you bloody illiterate. What really bugs me is that there are thousands of them in this world.
• 10:19 And we get the traditional line theft.

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 3. People, I believe Pooh’s Adventures subtitling has achieved a new low. An enormous one, to be frank.

• 1:49 How about “obvious”? 
• 4:26 I actually chucked at the bad splicing going on here.
• 4:29 *tries to read it* Now that the video size has gone down to 240p, I can barely read anything.
• 4:32 PROFESSOR: Sorry, I can’t hear you over the stack of white cards Eddy is currently building. Again.
• 4:33 Um, here goes: “We’re actulaly a … group called *shot ends* Minun333, please quit.
• 4:41 That really isn’t as bad as being stalked by clips of cartoons, being subtitled with Segoe Print and decreasing to barely readable quality.
• 6:11 Huh. If Pooh Bear was here, he’d just gasp.
• 10:32 Bad timing…

the Eds New Adventures of the PPG movie: Part 2. Well, at least this guy’s 13 and not 22.

• 0:19 Have they been held back?
• 0:21 Misuse of “there”? Check.
• 1:49 I’ll admit, that part was quite clever.
• 2:26 “Ed those things … for …”
• 4:16 How far have I skipped?
• 4:23 Strange. All the other kids wouldn’t say a word.
• 4:59 Edd, please be quiet like the others. Thank you.
• 5:18 Punctuation? What are you talking about?
• 6:38 You think? You’re not even running the right way.
• 6:45 Clearly, someone can’t use the split clip tool well.
• 8:06 No wonder you’re so slow. You’re running through nowhere but, well, definitely not Townsville.
• 9:17 Well, it looks like you’re about 48 hours late - they already started reconstruction.
• 10:27 You cut out the Kankers, and then you let Eddy get away with mentioning their names?