Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new lord of the wackos.
Brett: It shouldn’t damage the little bastard, unless its skin is a lot thinner than ours. But it will give him a little incentive.
Lambert: Now if we could only find it.
Rae: Or at least know where to start.
Remember - langauge!
(Source: hewylewis.deviantart.com)
Rae: He could die in 24 hours. Open the hatch.
*Back on the bridge…*
Ripley: Listen to me. If we break quarantine, we could all die.
Except for our new heroes, that is.
(Source: hewylewis.deviantart.com)
Ash: Forty-eight seconds and counting.
Ripley: *over radio* SR-1 stable.
Dallas: Prepare to disengage from platform.
Lambert: Mark, 20 seconds. Eighteen, seventeen-
Rae: *to Logan* These guys are astronauts? They seem more like…truckers to me.
Or perhaps you’re just fucking stupid.
(Source: hewylewis.deviantart.com)
In all my months of riffing Pooh’s Adventures, I’ve never tackled one that was written rather than edited. And, since Hewylewis is still writing his own adventures to this day, it would be right to tackle the worst thing he’s ever done until his Aliens crossover is complete. Ready? Logan’s Adventures of Alien.
(Source: hewylewis.deviantart.com)
He’s so crazy that he ripped off Daniel Esposito.
How can he be Brian’s brother if they’re not the same breed? Adoption could be a reason but these Adventure fans fail to understand how brotherhood works.
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
Remember the time I raised a dinosaur with a pack of lemurs and a bunch of trains?
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
Remember the time I discovered that Barney the Dinosaur is actually a cool guy?
(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)
FACT: These adventures came from the same guy who used to add boobies into his adventures.
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).
