Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 3. “This film takes Place After Winnie the pooh and ronald mcdonald`s adventures of the Super Mario Bros (1993 Movie) wich Explains Pooh and friends met Mario Luigi and Yoshi Before and ash Ketchum meets the Thief and the Cobbler wich Explains Ash and his friends Faced Zig-Zag Before” Yes, these people like the Mario movie.

• 0:00 How should he know what level it is?
• 0:13 Good thing this clip actually got a caption this time.
• 0:19 Good thing also I made a character fat in a “what” montage in my upcoming parody, because now it makes sense.
• 0:36 AAGH!
• 0:39 Old pal? You’ve been in like a thousand videos together and you claim not to have seen him in a while?
• 0:43 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:47 It’s much better than Pooh’s Adventures.
• 1:02 You should know if they’ve ever been involved in your starring roles. That’s what YouTube Poop is all about.
• 1:06 “Well that there is pooh Piglet Tgger Rabbit Eeyore Ash Mis*cut off* PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:13 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:21 Filler. Just plain filler.
• 1:43 If Pooh’s only helping, should this be Super Mario Meets Crash Bandicoot?
• 1:46 SPOILER ALERT: They all live.
• 1:58 You dare silence the great Vincent Price? Twice?
• 2:06 Evil laugh montage.
• 2:21 ”[“
• 2:40 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 2:58 Is that the only clip of Tigger you could find? Jesus, I’m getting another flashback to The Magic Voyage.
• 3:05 It’s been a while since I last said "Desperation”.
• 3:29 Well, at least they didn’t interrupt the bonus level.

Winnie the Pooh meets Crash Bandicoot, part 2. *insert Wreck-It Ralph joke here*

• 0:00 Good thing we’re actually on a hot location at this point, but it’s not a bloody desert.
• 0:36 Something I’ve always wondered about this cliche - where’d the bath come from?
• 0:44 Skipper’s a towel, apparently.
• 0:53 Here, let me correct the grammar: “Ouch, that was some fall we had, Gay Luigi.”
• 1:04 And plenty of other times before, to be precise.
• 1:30 I’d like to imagine this is from a Power Ranger’s perspective. Still won’t keep that from being boring, though.
• 1:34 Both Yakko and Reese are so clueless about length that even the subtitles appear for longer than they should be.
• 1:41 What is the point?
• 1:52 See how no one happens to be interested enough to interrupt?
• 2:00 You could’ve said that when he first hit a crab.
• 2:16 [link]
• 2:25 So many villains here that they got in the way of Mario’s face.
• 2:29 What, weren’t any of the other villains concerning enough?
• 2:32 He was eating by crocodiles? So he won?
• 2:37 There is so little punctuation you wouldn’t know whether he’s asking a question or just copying.
• 3:02 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:24 Good thinking, Crash.
• 3:33 Crash destroyed a bridge of crates while a bunch of Power Rangers and cartoon characters were behind him. How the hell were they able to get over?

What’s the point of watching full level gameplay not for walkthrough purposes but for some kind of movie? What is even the point of making subtitled cartoon characters interrupt gameplay footage that isn’t even yours? Case in point, Pooh’s Adventures of Epic Mickey, Benny the Beast’s Adventures of Villains’ Revenge and even worse, Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario. As it turns out, the kid who created the latter has also turned the entire first Crash Bandicoot game into a Pooh’s Adventure, and the critics are raving like the ever-accepting dickdrinkers they are. This’ll probably consist of me saying “What’s the point” over and over again, but anyhow let’s play “Try Not to Get Brain Damage Watching Winnie the Pooh Meets Crash Bandicoot, part 1”.

• 0:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:01 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:35 Mickey’s House of Villains may have had a lot of villains from separate media in one film, but this is ridiculous.
• 2:11 Dat watermark. Makes you wish the guy who made this was intelligent to record his own games by camera or DVR, doesn’t it? Of course, if he were intelligent this video wouldn’t exist.
• 3:00 And this is exactly how fun the adventure’s going to be, folks.
• 3:40 What’s Bowser doing in a PlayStation game?
• 3:46 Wouldn’t King Koopa be a good enough alternative? Bowser has two captions at once.
• 3:49 Unless poor continuity saves the day.
• 4:16 So far, this sucks even as a YTP.
• 4:20 You know how sucky a video can be just from the utterly banal “you’re” confusion.
• 4:28 Prepare for an extreme lack of rhyming.

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I just.

WHY IS THIS A MEME ALL OF A SUDDEN

WHY

STOP

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