Heck No Pooh's Adventures

2014 and they’re still making teasers like this?

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 18. The end. Thank GOD.

• 0:10 Of course Reese and Ratigan had to be involved. Still, at least Reese didn’t give any ideas of a Numbuh 5 subplot.
• 5:34 However…
• 5:48 Speak for yourself, Yakko. This gave me brain cancer.
• 6:09 Bring it the fuck on, Yakko.
• 6:30 The beginning of part 3 of that episode beings with Reese being chased by Numbuh 5 and her friends like the poor virgin he is.
• 7:33 A giant dog, even bigger Japanese monsters and a boat. Does Yakko think he has a clue?
• 8:30 Expect lots of running and collecting!
• 10:00 “the big read dog”
• 10:10 Still can’t forgive you.
• 11:16 Just as much as I enjoy the possibility of death.
• 11:35 How would he know she said that if he wasn’t there?
• 11:40 Seems that Yakko’s the only one to make Winx Club crossovers possible, unlike that friend of his…
• 12:10 Of course it had to be like this. If Mr. Burns had to be the one out of a kid’s imagination, then so did Denzel bloody Crocker. And shouldn’t he say that with a little more emphasis?

Proof that people like this:

• “That Was a Great Film Yakko Good Job.”
• “Best Pooh and Ash Adventures Halloween special. I give 5 stars. Cant wait for the next film About batwoman, Scooby doo hassle in dracula castle, and lego star wars. Good Luck You and all your friends deserve alot of credit you guys are the best”
• “Excellent. :)”
• “awesome.”
• “What a Great Movie. Thanks for All 17 Parts of Making. My Favorite Part was the Joke of Daniel’s Film (Pooh’s Adventures of 101 Dalmatians).”
• “Great film, but why still use the old cast members?”

Out of everything they could have added an “epic” battle to, why, oh why did it have to be an episode of Scooby-Doo?

• Inconsistencies: 
• Lack of surprise: 
• Length stretching: 
• Crossover porn: 
• Reese: 

Overall: 14.4/5

-1.88/10. This was painful to watch in most ways a Pooh’s Adventure can be. And yet people call it exciting. People believe the characters are actually fighting against each other when it’s all a bunch of badly spliced clips with clear evidence that the villains got defeated by someone else. People are awed by fantasy and space battles that take place in the world of Scooby-Doo. These people are the kind that are easy to amuse. Me and anyone following this blog, however, are better than that. We may not be perfect, but at least we know a terrible mess when we see one. Case in point: this heap of nightmare fuel that comes from someone who doesn’t know the meaning of “surprise”. Although this could only get worse, because coming soon is quite possibly the barmiest crossover of all time. In the words of the villains, be prepared.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 17. Well, at least there’s been no musical numbers for a while.

• 0:14 At least cut it short to “look out”, because they’re not really under attack.
• 1:12 And no one watching was surprised. I hate you, Yakko.
• 1:20 WHAT the heck is up with this video?!
• 1:36 You know a video like this is screwed up when Rabbit is dumber than Pooh.
• 4:27 Finally.
• 5:12 Scooby-Dum acts stupid and this is the music that’s supposed to fit?
• 5:37 Of course there had to be one final musical/dance number. With Disney characters that weren’t there to begin with, no less.
• 8:48 Captain Underpants?! Wha?
• 9:54 And also the fact that you completely ruined an episode that was only half an hour long.

Proof that people like this:

• “Now that is my kind of finale.”
• “Roarin’ ending!!!!”
• “I never thought I’d see the day! What a great ending, celebrating their victory with their friends and other friends from their past adventures. It truly is the… BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!”

My ass.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 16. This part is 18 fucking minutes long.

• 0:46 After all that screaming, Simba is just standing there in a Buzz Lightyear costume with a dopey smile on his face.
• 1:19 Scooby-Doo. This is supposed to be a crossover based on Scooby-Doo.
• 1:52 Saddam Hussein here was such a looney that the music couldn’t take him seriously and stopped.
• 2:09 What, was his original laugh not menacing enough?
• 2:39 Heh, flipped watermark.
• 2:42 It’s official - Pooh and friends are fucked. That’s all, folks!
• 2:50 They had Pikachu this whole time! Why didn’t Pikachu use his electric cheeks?!
• 3:04 And so would Ash, Misty and Brock. They have Pokéballs they never fucking used.
• 3:17 Well, it’s about damn time.
• 3:30 Pooh’s been wearing quite a variety of Halloween costumes on this trip.
• 3:36 Oh, how typical.
• 3:44 Really, why couldn’t they have done this in the first place! They had all the time but waited until the villains caused the apocalypse in a Scooby-Doo episode!
• 4:15 Where the hell (badum-chh) did that river of souls come from?
• 4:30 Star Wars music? Oh, please.
• 4:37 The Duke’s magic breath can make things explode?
• 4:54 Another unannounced cameo. At least Woody had a torch of his own.
• 5:00 Tigger? It was a much smaller cat who saved you!
• 5:40 Well, that was boring.
• 6:25 Well, this sure beats being subjected to his space ranger costume.
• 7:04 Correction for Simba: “I’ve fed him to the hyenas once and I’ll feed him to the hyenas again!”
• 7:19 Well, that won’t help. Too damn quiet.
• 7:21 See?
• 7:42 They’re not even holding anything but popcorn!
• 8:04 Lucy’s not the first cartoon character to get turned into a black woman.
• 8:09 Woah, Lucy has one hell of a tongue.
• 8:12 Not fooled, Yakko. Not fooled at all.
• 8:13 Keep in mind that Reese used this to try and hilariously come back at haters like me.
• 8:16 Why are they gasping? Are they on his side?
• 8:58 Ah, but he’ll be back.
• 9:03 Even though there isn’t supposed to be any cowboys involved here!
• 9:16 Like I said, no cowboys.
• 9:26 Slinky, you traitor!
• 9:36 Dubbing over a dream scene in Toy Story 3 does not an epic battle make.
• 9:57 Even though Ash is standing right in front of you.
• 10:33 Where did that cliff even come from? This would make a lot more sense if this wasn’t based on an episode of fucking Scooby-Doo.
• 11:17 Not quite as funny without a stunt double.
• 11:34 Finally, Snoopy does something for once. I wouldn’t be surprised if footage from his Red Baron game was used.
• 12:00 Close enough. I wouldn’t be surprised if that horrid Pet Force movie was used for Garfield’s attempts to attack.
• 12:30 Wow. Fun.
• 12:56 YakkoWarnerMovies101 is full of surprises. Yeah…
• 14:02 Pooh Bear? This could actually be interesting, considering his uselessness…
• 14:04 Shut up, you.
• 14:09 Oops. *snickers*
• 14:56 You know, this battle would be somewhat epic if we actually saw them in the same shot.
• 15:16 Ice cream? Really?
• 15:19 First of all, that was a piano. Second of all, find a better reaction shot!
• 15:22 He’s not your god damned cousin.
• 15:54 Forget it. The battle’s still horrifying.
• 16:14 See? That’s clearly not Pooh saving the day!
• 16:20 Reese’s continuity may be involved here but at least not himself. But then again, there will be Halloween Hassle at Dracula’s Castle…
• 16:39 Captured again? Our heroes are so lame!
• 17:17 In the least epic round of this battle!
• 17:35 No cliff, no lava, no graves. PEOPLE LIKE THIS!

Proof that people like this:

• “One of these days, I would so like to do a Pooh/LKHFF adventure.” (He soon stopped)
• “This is Awesome i like the Parts where Toadadile uses water on Hades to get rid of His Hair, Tigger telling Ursula to get out and Simba fighting Scar”
• “That was amazing!”
• “This had to have been one of the BEST battles I’ve EVER seen!”

Bitch, you haven’t seen enough.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 15. Remember how harsh I was on Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper?

• 0:08 That wasn’t so hard, was it?
• 0:23 Oh, fuck you.
• 0:46 They never give a damn, don’t they?
• 0:58 Just say “the villains” like Shaggy did!
• 1:11 What’s this? Logic? In a Pooh’s Adventure?
• 1:37 And they say Fred knows better.
• 1:47 Damn it, Pooh Bear!
• 4:22 Now that the magic of Benny the Beast has been sprinkled onto the editing, expect Sean’s even worse artwork of the Flintstones anytime soon.
• 4:30 Why did I think the last Scooby-Doo crossover battle was such a mess? This is pollution!

Proof that people like this:

• “I can’t wait to see the next part, something tells me that part 16 is gonna be One… Big… Battle… BRAWL!”
• “I Spotted a Reference from DisneyDaniel93’s Pooh’s Adventures of 101 Dalmatians When Jafar Says You’re Not Going Anywhere, Pooh and Ash. Great Job with That.”