Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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Might riff this if I ever get back to getting the whole show out of the way. It’s a lot of fun without…

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…this.

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 71: Robot Rodeo, part 4. Jon’s so lazy he reappeared just to question the obvious.

• 0:06 KID: *creeped out*
• 0:28 Ew! Stop fondling your manboobs in front of the camera!
• 1:45 Nor did you get a chance to say anything in part 2.
• 1:56 Oh no. DEAR GOD, NO.
• 2:20 *invisible hard-on*
• 2:37 Basically Trainboy.

• Jon’s creepiness: 
• Jon’s absence: 
• Lack of trueness to Candace’s character: 
• Pedophilia: 
• At least he turned the camera off: 

Overall: 3.6/5

0.28/10. It’s about time I returned to Trainboy, seeing as he’s taken a step in a new direction. Still only makes his videos a teeny tiny tad less crappy. It’s not as painful to witness a self insertion as Logan’s Adventures of Alien, it’s just…

…creepy.

Excuse me while I take a 47 hour long shower.

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 71: Robot Rodeo, part 3. I know where Perry is in every episode. But where’s Trainboy?

• 1:59 [link]

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 71: Robot Rodeo, part 2. Does Jon realise how much time he wasted with that train story? Anyway, nothing special happens in this part. Moving on…

Jon takes his next “retard frog squirrel” step.

Trainboy’s still going? At this point I would’ve thought Disney suspended him, since they blocked part 1 of my Toxie video worldwide. Well, let’s see if Jon has improved overtime (I doubt it). Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 71: Robot Rodeo.

• 0:10 Nice try at making sense of your presence, Trainboy, but you’ll need a lot more than that in order to make it convincing. Plus the fact, you’re better off with the Gravity Falls gang than you are with Phineas and Ferb’s. They already have a manchild. And also, know what comedy is rather than explaining jokes.
• 0:33 Hey, who’s the genius here?
• 0:41 On a positive note, his face moves more than that of the entire LKHFF crew.
• 1:33 He just knocked. How can you tell it’s him?
• 1:42 “We’re talk about”?
• 2:14 *canned laughter courtesy of Hannah Montana*
• 2:53 This room isn’t even supposed to be for you anyway.
• 3:34 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:44 You’re dubbing them now? Did you just forget that your impersonations aren’t very good?
• 3:54 Why isn’t Candace weirded out at this point? He obsesses over talking trains.
• 6:44 CANDACE: GET OUT OF MY FLIPPING ROOM
• 8:31 Poor Jon just doesn’t understand girls.

NOTE: I STILL DON"T OWN DISNEY!

Well, no duh.

(Part Two here)

The Jon McDowell Self-Esteem Hour is brought to you by Dr. Phiebe’s Speech Therapy Institution.

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This was supposed to be an original post for my bud, Max’s Tumblr of the ridiculous ‘Adventures of’ fad. Due to technical difficulties in submitting the post in which neither of us can explain or figure how, I’m posting this on my casual Tumbles for the world to see. It’s a looong post about videos by people who need more social help in their lives, so get snacks.

Hey, kids! You wanna read my delightful wisecracks about dweebs one year older than I am? Well I’m sorry for making you do so, but at least we’re dealing with an ‘adventure’ today rather than another reaction to something trivial. I’ve volunteered myself again to take a swan dive into a world where dignity is set back five thousand years. I’m taking another look at another wacky adventure into Jon’s self-insertion into a Disney cartoon.

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 63: Hide and Seek

The first thing you’ll notice if you have seen any of Jon’s recent adventures on your own is the unnecessary splitting into multiple parts that range from two to four minutes. If anyone who does their own Pooh’s Adventures and does what Jon’s doing in terms of editing, the ten minute limit on videos was broken years ago. Just a late update for you guys.

PART ONE (shown above)

0:05 - I guess the ratio is going to change once we enter the land of a Disney executive’s vision of Oz.
0:12 - “You kids, and that blue train with a landscape backdrop, have fun!“
0:13 - Some part of me inside winces whenever Jon speaks. Not the subject matter and his tones mind you, I’m guilty of those two on a daily basis. It’s his constant struggle to say something in front of a camera or to a microphone. I can’t help but feel bad for him, and others like him, at times even though I do joke on their videos.
0:30 - Baljeet lives in a living nightmare. His father abandoned his mother just when he was being born, he is emotionally abused by his peers and teachers, and constantly goes to therapy where Mr. Stampy keeps feeling up his legs.
0:36 - Good suggestion, Fix It Felix!
0:42 - Irving: “And I know you too! You’re the disembodiment of a manchild’s strange imagination!”
0:49 - “About as long as I have on these same rails?“
0:52 - Trainboy trying to do an Indian accent, everybody.
0:58 - I dunno, Buford. You can fit in the washing machine just fine I think.
1:14 - My engine’s starting to go out! I’m having “heart failure” here!
1:16 - He’s busy being a reason why the show is still going.
1:58 - Holy cannoli! You’re small enough to be penguin chow!

Hold onto your asses, things get real wacky under the cut.

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Trainboy54 as of now has restarted(?) his Phineas and Ferb adventures series by posting each episode with around 2-4 minutes a part! I say this is an improvement over when he was posting longer videos, it’s now like DVD scene selection! Here he is, in one of his episodes and parts, performing “She’s Not Candace Flynn”.

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 57: Toy to the World, part 2. Jon’s ego is big as a… well, you know.

• 0:14 Talk about how slow you’re making this run!
• 1:05 All poor Trainboy was doing the whole time was staring at a blank piece of paper.
• 1:09 JON: I can’t After Effects myself in just yet, you know!
• 1:51 Thanks for interrupting a musical number like that!
• 2:07 SHOPKEEPER: Doesn’t the vomit say enough?
• 2:11 No. More like #3474579134924765236476325601432675363.
• 2:17 You dick.
• 2:24 Artistic talent!
• 2:28 JEREMY: And a train, which is kinda weird.
• 2:31 Ladies and gentlemen, Trainboy’s entire filmography.
• 2:36 How the hell did you turn into a train anyway?
• 2:57 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 3:05 Actually, it’s free.
• 3:22 UNDAWEEARR
• 3:36 Yes, call him Jon. It sounds less ridiculous.
• 3:43 Another crossover?
• 4:21 Jon in a different location? How unusual!
• 4:25 I’ll show you how useful a brick can be if you don’t shut up.
• 4:40 Slow-paced jump cuts!
• 4:44 Did he just eat his own finger off?

• Platypus Trainboy: 
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Overall: 5.8/5

-0.16/10. (No) Thanks to the Douchebag for sending me this. Tune in next time where I riff another train-related Christmas video, only it has ponies!

Of course the world didn’t end. And it isn’t going to be any different in 2017. But sometimes, I feel like the world already ended, and that’s where people like Trainboy54 come in. For as we’ll be able to celebrate Christmas in hopeful peace, we’ll be looking at his Christmas special which isn’t even based on a Christmas special, and has J.K. Simmons in it. Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 57: Toy to the World, part 1.

• 0:00 Music from a franchise that has talking vehicles that can actually travel everywhere.
• 0:07 Boo! Booooooo!
• 0:15 Step away from the damn microphone.
• 0:18 NO.
• 0:35 It ain’t Ackley or Jon’s own singing, but it’s still stupid.
• 0:55 Who’s even singing in each voice?
• 2:42 He looks more like he’s passing gas than blowing smoke out of his head.
• 2:44 I said booooo.
• 3:07 Why would I?
• 3:43 Of course it had to be low quality. We wouldn’t want the copyright monsters getting him, would we? Would we?
• 4:10 CANDACE: *screams even harder*
• 4:18 I just thought of something - Jon sounds like Phineas crossed with his mother. Or Doofenshmirtz.
• 4:38 But not as good as trains, eh Trainboy?
• 4:49 Clearly implying that he can.
• 5:01 Like these videos!
• 5:15 We are again reminded how brutal Trainboy is when he ruins jokes.
• 5:35 Jeez, Trainboy, put your tripod to better use!
• 5:42 Boy, it must feel weird saying that.
• 5:46 TB has even less facial expressions than Ferb.
• 5:55 Manchildren count too, you know.
• 6:17 You know someone's embarrassing himself in front of the camera when the only thing he’s not doing is being JustinRPG.
• 6:32 Smiling ain’t that hard, Trainboy.
• 6:56 JON: I love celery!