Heck No Pooh's Adventures

joseph1357:

01:33 - I don’t even remember Celestia being crazy.

01;39 - You forgot to capitalize the I again.

01:49 - Don’t you mean ‘crazy car’?

03:02 - How is that funny, Dashy?

03:24 - To quote Baloo, from The Jungle Book, “Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh boy”.

04:27 - Well, it could have been worse. Twilight and Thomas could have helped Big Bird.

06:00 - I realized something that I should have brought up before; these music videos were filmed before the special. So, how did the trains and ponies know about them?

06:56 - I should have also started a drinking game on how many times this clip of Twilight appears.

10:40 - Really? You’re putting in Pony songs and songs from Thomas, even this special had modern day rendition of only songs from Sesame Street?

I’ve decided to skip the credits, because what is the point of it. That was VERY stupid, even more so that the Tex Avery one. If any of you guys want  to commentate on one of these Pooh’s Adventure videos, fine, but make sure you ask Mac C. for permission. Me? I’m done commentating here.

Oh, you don’t need to ask me for permission, though. Go ahead and send me your stuff.

joseph1357:

00:52 - Did you even need to repeat what he just said a moment ago?

02:06 - I was starting to think you improve with using your commas, but I guess you didn’t learn that much.

02:41 - I think you forgot to put a period before Shining Armor said martians.

02:58 - How has Grover caused confusion? Delay, I understand, but confusion?

03:16 - Not a brony, but I don’t remember Celestia being THIS mean!

05;35 - I’ll give you credit; this music video hasn’t train’d and/or pony’d. If only the rest of videos could do this.

08:07 - You do know her last name has 2 L’s, right?

09:08 - Are they supposed to be singing?

10:23 - I’ll just say this, straightforward; that’s not funny!

joseph1357:

00:34 - That’s so funny, I forgot to laugh.

01:07 - Let me guess; these characters are to state the obvious all over this crossover, right?

02:16 - Here’s an idea; we can play a drinking game. Whenever a pony or a train will appear in a music video or state the obvious, take a shot… of soda pop (I don’t do drugs).

02:44 - if he fell over, people are going to die.

05:22 - I was going to give you credit for at least having good capitalzation, but I guess I was wrong.

06:10 - What does Rain-Booms have to do with this song?

07:40 - Here’s something I should have pointed out in the last video; the person who made this almost forgets to add commas whenever they needed.

08:41 - What does feeding a carrot to a rabbit have to do with a song that teaches us that home is where your heart is.

joseph1357:

Here we come to the next Pooh’s Adventure video that I’m commentating on. This time, it’s one of the Pooh’s Adventure spin-offs, This being a Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure. This one is on a 1998 TV special celebrating the 30th anniversary* of Sesame Street and, unlike Who Killed Who, this is five parts, not 2. Pray for me, folks.

00:49 - Hey, Jerry, you forgot to say “Thomas & Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures in” before you could say… well, you know.

01:53 - Don’t you mean ‘special guest stars’, Kerm?

02:00 - Really? Because last I checked, not a lot of people other than kids loved Thomas (I’m aware has it’s adult fans, too).

02:13 - If there’s sound here, how come I can’t hear Kermit.

02:42 - I’ll give the person who made this credit, as what Twilight says here is a creative idea, but what does Thomas the Tank Engine have to Sesame Street, and for that matter, My Little Pony.

02;52 - Ugh, Pooh’s Adventure cliche #6 is back. And there are gonna be more like this.

03;44 - And here is Pooh’s Adventure #7.

04:19 - Jon: I’ll be sure to make fun of you 2, when I’m on The Daily Show.

04:28 - Don’t you mean “Elmo can’t to see the show”.

04:56 - That doesn’t even make sense.

05:50 - This is the equvilant to Matthew Broderick’s “That’s a lot of fish”.

06:39 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xJr2hCsbZTM#t=1644s

06:48 - Must you ponies and trains always state the obvious!

07:18 - Pointless, much?

07:48 - Now we have character’s repeating what the character just said. As if this wasn’t stupid enough.

09:03 - At this time time, I’m just wondering why did these people have the trains steaming when they’re supposedly talking.

10:22 - Thanks for nothing, Thomas and Twilight!

10:43 - I know the Two-Headed Monster aren’t the heros, but this still counts for Pooh’s Adventure #9.

11:29 - Don’t tell me. All these music videos are going to be both Train’d and Pony’d, aren’t they?

14:10 - Wow, that’s another joke ruined!

Stay tuned for more painfulness and stupidity later tonight and tomorrow!

* = Even though this special is meant to celebrate the show’s 30th anniversary, it aired on TV a year before the show fully became 30.

Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 7. There isn’t much to say for this final part, so I’ll just leave you with the verdict.

• Conductor absence: 
• Flashbacks: 
• Webcam: 
• Childishness: 
• Logic defying train antics: 

Overall: 3.8/5

0.24/10. Lesson learned: Wizzard are morons, and so are Trainers. I hope you’re happy now, ApersonPlaceandThing. There will be a Pooh’s Adventures of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, but it will be the Jim Carrey version, and Yakko hasn’t even started making it yet. I am relieved. So that’s all the Christmas videos I have for now, and have a

*phones rings*

*picks it up* Hello?

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What?

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Pooh’s Adventures of the animated Grinch special still exists?

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*puts down the phone*

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 6. Had Mr. Conductor not been included, I would be at the last part.

• 0:51 Already? What is this, a lousy attempt at pathos?
• 1:17 That could happen any time, Elmo.
• 1:38 And flashbacks.
• 4:13 Pshaw. He’d reach them even if it was Christmas every day.
• 5:12 SPOILER: He already did.
• 5:57 [link]
• 7:28 Well, it’s the last one. Go a-frickin’-head.
• 7:37 This has just about as much subtitle mistakes as the Thomas and Twilight video! (even more if you disable annotations)
• 8:43 You only listened to the end of it!
• 11:18 That’s the second time I’ve seen trains singing in children’s voices! Even if they just badly replaced footage of real children!

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 5. *comes out of a trash can* Bah, humbug.

• 2:03 Even Big Bird doesn’t like these unneeded segments.
• 8:34 *takes a swig of hot chocolate* God frickin’ damn it.
• 9:59 Those aren’t very Christmassy.
• 11:46 *drinks* I know this is supposed to be a crossover between two shows, but extending something that lasts 55 minutes to over an hour is just so damn boring.

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 4. The Conductor show is where Trainboy got his Halloween special idea from, isn’t it? I hate you, Jon…

• 2:21 Is that really why he chose this?
• 2:33 No it wasn’t. It just made this whole thing even longer.
• 2:54 What?
• 3:00 That guy is his old friend?
• 8:35 Don’t you dare.
• 10:24 This was written by a manchild, in case you forgot.
• 10:53 What did the blue guys say?!
• 11:04 People. They like this.
• 11:30 [link]
• 11:39 PEOPLE LIKE THIS!

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 3. It must be awkward to watch this on a phone.

• 0:43 It looks so bad that Santa’s face is blacked out.
• 1:46 It’s not that easy being in an adventure crossover.
• 2:37 One stupid reaction shot! Ah ah ah ah!
• 3:47 You did? Huh, must’ve removed another annotation.
• 4:23 More desperation.
• 7:11 Mr. Conductor is now a manchild. Unbelievable.
• 7:30 He didn’t get get in the sleigh!
• 8:31 That means the video’s going to be pointless again! Oh wait, it already was pointless.
• 10:45 That’s not Cookie Monster, you formerly intelligent, script-robbing dickweed.
• 11:15 Is this guy that desperate after Conductor’s long absence that he’ll just take another character and have him replace Grover’s lines?
• 12:41 Oh, bother.
• 12:47 [link]

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Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas, part 2. Where the hell is Mr. Conductor?

• 0:00 Oh, speak of the devil.
• 0:10 Of course he’d know. He has incredibly long lists of names, so what would you come to expect?
• 0:18 A silent flashback?
• 0:27 He’s using Santa as he appeared in Shining Time Station. Um… clever?
• 0:38 At least add some music!
• 0:58 Honest to God, reader, check your speakers. This is exactly how it sounds.
• 1:24 AAAGH! Oh, thank goodness.
• 2:00 Okay, we understand. They’re all singing.
• 2:58 This is the second time in the past seven days that I’ve sat through an overlong flashback!
• 4:00 He wasn’t even the same actor as you!
• 4:07 [link]
• 4:28 At least it’s a flashback like in Trainboy’s Halloween video and not a train running over Muppets in Sesame Street.
• 6:00 Trainboy’s not narrating this, so what’s the blooming point?
• 8:58 I should’ve said this while riffing Trainboy, Train+Pony Man and Ed-ric, but I adored Thomas. But now that I know the fandom, I can safely say that I despise him. And believe me, unlike Pony, I have yet to see a fan who isn’t that crazy.
• 9:00 There’s that subtitle mistake again!
• 9:53 *stops drawing a fat girl* Huh?
• 12:20 You want to hear my second wish?

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While this was still in the request queue, a lot of concerning things happened with Sesame Street. Mitt Romney wanted Big Bird fired, Elmo’s puppeteer became the next Michael Jackson, and the show tackled divorce for the first time in years. On the Thomas the Tank Engine side, I’ve dealt with a fandom that I’ve barely seen anything good come out of, including self insertion, failed attempts at disguising giantess fetishism, and the worst of two fandoms at once. And, on Christmas Eve, I went to see The Muppet Christmas Carol on the last day of its theatrical re-release in the UK for the fun of it. So it would be even more interesting to finally riff Mr. Conductor & Elmo Saves Christmas now, wouldn’t it?

• 0:17 Chipmunk music? Eh, why not?
• 0:58 Trains again. Oh joy.
• 1:13 Here, he obviously used Movie Maker but couldn’t be arsed to actually export it.
• 1:28 Oh, that’s Zoe? I couldn’t tell because the camera focus was so terrible.
• 2:18 Cliche of a crossover adventure video #32: Grammar doesn’t mattar.
• 2:40 Annotations. Haven’t seen them in a damn while.
• 2:53 Which means that Sesame Street’s going to have built-in rails, meaning an incredibly low chance of walking or driving! And don’t get me started on Snuffles.
• 3:33 So we have Mr. Conductor from Shining Time Station. Hopefully, the trains will appear in flashback. Hopefully.
• 3:28 Could it take him any longer to say something like that?
• 5:12 SNUFFLES: Because a four-legged lug like me can’t walk in a street where trains will start getting in the way!
• 6:28 Good thing I can remove annotations. That way, any toddler watching this can laugh at it a teensy bit more.
• 8:35 Where’s Mr. Conductor?
• 11:15 I wish I was watching the real thing. *searches on YouTube and clicks the first video* It worked!

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