Heck No Pooh's Adventures
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Oh look, they even have the Autobots. Stuington’s out of his god damned mind.
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Cue Marahute trying to save the hundreds of trains (and big fish no less) from falling down the waterfall.
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Stuington is the same guy who thought it would be acceptable to give these characters guns no matter how old they are.
As if CG trains and Flash-animated ponies weren’t mind-blowing enough, now we have Dusty, Rattlesnake Jake, dozens of fan-made trains and giant fish out of water.
People like this.
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They seem to have fixed the whole “Sophie and Sky from Mamma Mia” problem, but that doesn’t mean to say they’ve fixed Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s relationship.
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THEY’RE HORSES AND TRAINS
HOW DO YOU EXPECT A TRAIN TO FLY A PLANE
AND WHY WOULD AN ALICORN OR A PEGASUS NEED A PLANE ANYWAY
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
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Weapons used in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures series made by Stuingtion.
The Gatling gun is a 7.62x51 mm NATO, six-barreled machine gun used by Thomas the tank engine. Mounted on his side tanks. He recived this gun in Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers Dark of the Moon.
See, this is why Stu is a bigger wacko than Freddie.
Someone has created a Pooh’s Adventures series with himself as the co-star, both as a talking train and as a pair of arms.
Main Quotes and Scenes for Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures
A list of cliches for those making their own Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures. Because screw creativity!
Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventure of Fantastic Mr. Fox
This cusser doesn’t understand the artistic integrity of Wes Anderson at all.
Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meets Turbo (2013) (spoilers)
A speedy snail will catch the attention of millions yet talking trains and magical horses won’t. I mean, there’s a bunch of trains and snails. This can’t end well.
And why the hell are the characters of Mamma Mia still guests, anyway?
The Jon McDowell Self-Esteem Hour is brought to you by Dr. Phiebe’s Speech Therapy Institution.
Pooh's Adventures of Wings
Even the mockbusters? Is there a single movie these Pooh’s Adventures fans don’t like?
Remember - no live-action characters allowed!
About Heck No Pooh's Adventures
Pooh's Adventures. A meme that sounds quite regular for a strange mind at first, but when you find out that they have plans for a family-friendly "Pooh's Adventures of Avatar", then everything is ruined.
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Join me as I take on the worst and most bizarre of these fan-created crossovers, watching as much as I can and browsing the wiki to see what other ideas they have up their sleeves (and won't bother to complete).