Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 9. The featured snapshot leaves me with a pretty bad feeling…

• 2:31 These trains would be dead at this rate! And if they didn’t explode, they sure as hell wouldn’t be able to get back on their wheels!
• 4:47 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 6:26 I doubt even that would do anything. But at least it serves as another reminded that this would be better without trains.
• 6:55 We get it.
• 7:52 So what good is a screaming montage going to do? Contribute!
• 8:53 
• 9:36 (see 6:26)
• 9:48 Oh dear, it’s The Little Engine That Could all over again. Curse you, Tony Goldwing!
• 10:03 But at least this scene won’t last up to half a bloody hour.
• 10:22 This only brings more confusion to how they travel off the rails.
• 10:44 Okay, this may not be The Little Engine that could, but damn, is the pacing slow. And it has an editing mistake.
• 11:07 And it’s not even your fault for being there!
• 12:42 We get it. Fillies and trains running simultaneously and squeaking when it’s nearly impossible for them to live at this rate.
• 13:34 Wallace and Gromit music? Why?
• 14:09 Not subtle at all.
• 14:28 (see 12:42)

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 8. These guest stars have a higher chance of dying than any of the humans involved.

• 1:47 Rainbow Dash’s presence isn’t going to make anything better.
• 1:58 It took four seconds to say “She’s over there”, and a few milliseconds for Shining Armor to introduce himself.
• 2:13 
• 2:16 [link]
• 4:52 Or better yet…
• 5:05 Purish?
• 6:38 [link]
• 7:07 This coming out of the mouths of children.
• 7:31 Why am I taking that out of context? I mean, Twilight is supposed to be Thomas’ girlfriend, after all…
• 7:58 Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures in two seconds.
• 8:10 At least the trains drive themselves, or this would be just as ridiculous.
• 9:24 I was expecting a more logical flatbed!
• 9:55 Background music? That’s also new, except that it’s far from Transformers.
• 12:07 No matter how hard you try to make the dialogue good, it breaks whatever’s supposed to be silence.
• 14:19 This music is just wrong.

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 7.

• 0:15 You mean to say that a train is riding on Optimus Prime?
• 0:55 Thomas was too heavy, anyway.
• 1:19 Close? The Cutie Mark Crusaders fell to their death!
• 3:16 The trains can take themselves.
• 3:44 No, that’s the guest stars’ job.
• 8:09 Wait. Trains? In a helicopter?!
• 11:09 Unless one of the trains accidentally runs them over, that is.
• 13:27 Why does the child have to say this?
• 13:37 *rolls eyes*
• 14:22 Speaking of smaller…
• 14:30 *canned groaning*

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 6.

• 0:37 And her best is nothing at all.
• 1:31 Hey, who’s Shia LaBeouf here?
• 2:34 Because neither of these characters provided any use whatsoever.
• 3:07 How is everypony going to hide and make the whole room look convincing?
• 3:59 
• 5:11 That kind of makes sense to a robot that can transform into a car.
• 5:42 She’s acting regular over a bloody unicorn.
• 6:17 By just watching and commenting.
• 7:14 There’s a bunch of cartoon horses in the house, and no one, I mean no one is at all concerned.
• 7:26 And a dragon! A DRAGON!
• 8:07 Well, that explains a lot.
• 8:10 I heard “shit” and “masturbate” uncensored in this video. What the hell is the use of any more censorship?
• 9:19 No laughing shots?
• 9:40 I heard a ‘p’.
• 10:05 How a- You know what? Forget it. Fucking forget it.
• 11:03 But how were they supposed to fit in a car with room for five people?
• 11:26 THOMAS: We’re gonna run you the heck over.
• 11:30 These people just treated a bunch of rainbow ponies like average citizens and yet they’re speechless when they meet a robot.
• 12:25 Just the way I would say it!
• 12:47 Flawed grammar? Check.
• 12:55 THOMAS: For starters, why weren’t you as concerned to see talking ponies as you were to see us?
• 13:21 *“calvary”

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 5. A G3 pony makes a cameo…

• 2:09 …and none of those ponies were there to make a joke about this.
• 3:18 Fluttershy should not know what any of those things are! Do I have to keep saying this?!
• 3:37 [link]
• 4:43 And where did you learn to think like that?
• 5:32 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
• 5:37 -oh.
• 5:58 Okay, that is just plain lazy.
• 6:06 “Opt*cut off* Celestia almighty…
• 6:25 It’s a Pooh’s Adventure. Why wouldn’t he?
• 6:51 That’s something you don’t get very often in this kind of video. But then again, why am I saying positives about something not made using Movie Maker when Benny the Beast made a video about Titanic?
• 9:15 Gasping montage.
• 13:05 Speaking so much isn’t going to cover up the fact that there’s giant robots outside, even if it’s just subtitles.
• 13:13 *insert gasping train montage here*
• 13:36 He’ll never listen to these guys, especially since the subtitles are outside the box.
• 14:23 Pee joke + Thomas the Tank Engine = Like the Scooby-Doo movie wasn’t bad enough.
• 14:36 Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of The Little Mermaid in a nutshell.
• 14:47 I think I know where that is going…

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 4. This is where it gets messy. Really messy.

• 3:35 Sam Witwicky would probably be crushed by now.
• 3:48 Why don’t the ponies have any travelling shots? Two of the ponies have wings (three if you ignore the upload date).
• 3:53 I will admit that the subtitle font contrast is new.
• 4:02 Too soon, Pinkie. She could’ve reacted by covering her eyes, but no.
• 4:15 She could’ve said it then!
• 4:24 This is what it feels like to have a vehicle as your partner. *glares at the trains*
• 4:37 There are no garages, or cars for that matter, in Equestria. How would even Princess Cadance know?
• 5:18 “On my with my friends mother’s bike” Huh?
• 5:41 You can say that again, talking train off of rails.
• 6:01 *looks at the Like box* PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 6:03 How should they know what a robot is?
• 6:19 That censorship can’t make up for all the guns that were involved.
• 6:23 [link]
• 7:36 So don’t just stand there!
• 7:47 No you haven’t.
• 7:59 Trains can’t step. Wait, are the trains in the car?
• 9:26 I’ve got to hand it to this video - the subtitles use accents, which is also new.
• 10:01 By “crazy” I assume she means that a bunch of talking trains and rainbow ponies are following Shia LaBeouf and nobody seems to care.
• 10:40 Wait, they’re actually contributing now?
• 10:43 Well, that was better than Lucario’s attack on Steele, although that whole video is better than this.
• 11:27 Of course you would know. The creator doesn’t know how curious these trains really would be.
• 11:51 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 11:57 You can say that again.
• 12:07 First of all, obvious line replacement. Second of all, how would they know that?
• 13:06 I repeat, are a bunch of trains actually in the car?
• 13:57 RARITY: …what are we all doing here anyway?
• 14:04 Rarity should know; the ponies have spoken to many Hubsters before.
• 14:12 God damn it. They were all in the fucking car.

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 3. There are ponies and trains in a movie with violence, death and mild swearing. God almighty, why.

• 4:34 That’s why I’d hate it a little less if it was just the ponies - where the hell is Thomas supposed to be sleeping? And why has his accent changed?
• 5:02 Those trains would probably have destroyed the car sooner or later.
• 6:09 How is a train like him, and also a filly, supposed to know what a tractor beam is?
• 6:30 Neither do I.
• 8:37 Which the creator of this video probably used in order to make it.
• 9:09 Yes, creator. Are you?

Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers, part 2. The fun doesn’t begin until…

• 6:31 Oh boy. Now this has gotten even worse than Revenge of the Fallen.
• 6:47 This is supposed to be a big budget, PG-13 actioner!
• 6:51 Another case of camcording when you already have perfect clips.
• 7:06 Oh bother.
• 7:50 The more trains, the worse. And now it’s gotten even more ridiculous.
• 8:06 Shouldn’t he be convinced at all that he’s talking to a bunch of trains and cartoon horses?
• 8:15 How should a train like him know what a radio is? (correct me if wrong)
• 11:06 Shut up, talking engine.
• 11:27 Indeed so. In fact, they don’t even need rails.
• 11:36 MEGAN FOX: HOLY SHIT TALKING TRAINS

Today, Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures is going to take on a whole new low. Everyone’s least favourite gang of trains and magical horses are going to the real world to take on a film that’s produced by Steven Spielberg, a common trend, but also directed by an egomaniac who has been compared to Hitler by the co-star of his own movie. It’s a war of man vs. machine, explosions surrounding every battle, and this leads us to question how exactly our new heroes will co-operate. Brace yourselves, followers, as we are going to have to sit through part 1 onwards of Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventures of Transformers.

On the bright side, the Christopher Robin introduction will make much more sense.

On the dark side, this is a Pooh’s Adventure of a stage production.

Pooh’s Adventures of Tex Avery: Who Killed Who?, part 2. Sacrilege, isn’t it?

• 0:14 “You” can mean “all of you”, you know.
• 0:35 Go away, Pooh. You only made me laugh in your newest movie.
• 0:38 Another running gag I hate - those “small problems” are really bees, and the problems aren’t just supposed to be his.
• 0:42 Does this guy even know the meaning of the word “humour”?
• 0:53 I’m pretty sure someone would be laughing at how bad the spelling is.
• 1:03 It’s Perry, you illiterate.
• 1:13 Thanks for reminding us what that gun really was…
• 1:39 [link]
• 1:46 Come on, Pinkie, you’re MUCH cartoonier than that.
• 2:20 *insert clip with subtitle saying “Oh yes it is” here*
• 2:37 Good thing this joke isn’t interrupted, otherwise I’d have a similar experience to when Chrome’s Flash player lagged.
• 2:46 Just imagine if this was a Berenstein Bears’ Adventure instead.
• 3:10 Suspense just isn’t suspense when you don’t shut up.
• 3:32 Bandicam watermark cameo.
• 3:36 Trainboy’s use of the zip sound was more thought out than this!
• 3:42 Wouldn’t it be at least better to sutitle “I” with “you”? Or just cut out everything that comes after “Uh, *name*?”
• 4:12 Not the jerky recording again!
• 4:23 And stay down there.
• 4:33 Think about this - a portly dog man fell down a trap door only a wink wider than him, and a fucking train fell down the same hole.
• 4:45 You fools don’t know Tex Avery logic.
• 5:03 Thanks for the heads up, Thomas…
• 5:09 Try to imagine a train riding up and down those stairs at the same speed.
• 5:25 Captured the murder? Since when did you bring cameras?

• Audience stupidity: 
• Killjoys: 
• Trainfaggotry: 
• Grammatical errors: 
• The speed of Tex rolling in his grave: 

Overall: 7/5

-0.4/10. Further proof that not everything is better with ponies. I would ask this guy if he laughed at the cartoon before he watched it, and if his videos are meant to be funny at all, but the bitch blocked me. I just hope he reads this Tumblr post and realises what a mistake he made ruining classic comedy and dead-on satire. Any scene that was intended to be speechless is butchered by unnecessary subtitles, every line of dialogue is an answer, and jokes are explained and not train logic. Is this was we’ve all come to? Failing to understand what made Tex Avery such a legend and mashing it up with cartoons that avoid his kind of logic, and having people find the outcome funny? What’s next, Pooh’s Adventures of Roger Rabbit?

Oh, I already mentioned that one, didn’t I?

Comments:

• “0:34 To requote that guy in the Godzilla movie: "That’s a lot of guns!”“
• "That was awesome!”

Awesome my ass.

This user had the BALLS to use a cartoon directed by one of the greatest animation directors of all time! I tried to keep myself from liking it, but I was smiling; not at the stupid edited clips from Pooh, Thomas, and the ponies, but at the cartoon itself. It was then I realized I should watch the REAL cartoon, instead of just watching some stupid crossover. Just goes to show that you don’t even want to mess with someone as awesome as Tex Avery.

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Although I wouldn’t usually riff something that’s already been done in my formula, let’s solve the mystery as to why people like the only way Who Killed Who can be watched on YouTube, Pooh’s Adventures of Tex Avery: Who Killed Who?, part 1.

• 0:00 At least the use of the Disney logo makes sense in this video, unlike those videos where is was just used for shits and giggles.
• 1:50 You do know that you can take the title card and edit it on Paint rather than steal a photograph of a bunch of knives, right?
• 2:04 *insert rabid brony joke about psycho ponies here*
• 2:14 And this horrible video.
• 2:48 So that’s what the screaming was all about.
• 3:34 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
• 4:01 I just wish their introductions could be more elaborate rather than just have them first appear staring.
• 4:15 [link]
• 4:29 Have her say “Oh my” and not “Oh…my” and this video would be a teensy bit shorter.
• 4:35 I’m just going to assume that Thomas and friends are really toys and the attic is the worst place they could ever be. And don’t get me started on the ponies.
• 4:57 Do you have to ask them about everything?
• 5:26 “What” montage.
• 5:41 POOH: This is a Pooh’s Adventure. Duhhhhh.
• 5:54 Because if the trains did take the lead, then it would take quite a while.
• 6:18 Twilight Sparkle replacing Eeyore’s line? The two-timer.
• 6:47 Your boiler knocking?
• 7:12 Gasping montage.
• 7:28 Yeah, there’s rocks and cactuses everywhere.
• 7:32 Except the ponies aren’t stupid enough not to know what an attic is. Good thing this is coming from the train’s mouth.
• 7:38 The answer’s going to be along the lines of, “Either you’re homeless or you’re stupid.”
• 7:51 And here’s our first three ruined gags.
• 8:45 Hey! I was smiling, you killjoy!
• 8:55 You’d have to be a real asshole to ruin comedy like that.
• 9:06 I’ll have you know that people found this video funny. People who haven’t actually seen the damn short before.
• 9:14 The audience member = sane individual. Officer Hound = 76859Thomas.
• 9:26 Introduction montage.
• 9:48 RAILTY: Got that name from marrying a train!
• 9:50 The guy at the bottom? Well, you did.
• 9:56 Pinkie Pie = sane individual. Railty = 76859Thomas.
• 10:18 [link]
• 10:25 Poor Tigger, must have a cold.
• 10:27 “inersent” PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Comments:

• “Well, this is something! An adventure of a single cartoon rather than a whole special or movie! Nice. A good cartoon as well.”
• “So much gasping.”
• “Very good work! You know, most of my fave toons have mystery-themed eps (other than Scooby Doo, which has them all the time). Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Remote Island Syndrome, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: MMMystery on the Friendship Express, Gravity Falls: Headhunters, Adventure Time: Mystery Train / The Creeps. This classic, however, is what set the mould for all those. Eat your heart out, Scooby Doo! Great stuff! :)”
• “Sweet!”
• “Nice job on this crossover so far!”
• “Awesome crossover, I can’t wait for part 2. :D”

…Do these people even have a sense of humour?

The entire cast of the least logical crossover adventure series ever made.

(Source: poohadventures.wikia.com)