Heck No Pooh's Adventures

To tell the truth, I had never watched Adventure Time until Cartoon Network’s shows popped up on American Netflix. Oh, how much I missed out. Anyhow, now that I’ve watched Adventure Time and the first Power Rangers movie on Netflix, it’s about time I riffed on Finn and Jake’s Adventures. Seeing how Finn and Jake travel to many unlikely places makes probably the most sense out of the lead adventurers, but how much sense will these videos make? Let’s start off with Finn and Jake meet Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

• 0:15 Couldn’t find any clips, despite this being an Adventure video?
• 0:55 And here’s an example of camcording where we can see the whole television screen. True laziness so far.
• 1:38 What’s a NightFury293 besides the guy who made this?
• 5:22 A still image instead of an actual clip? This is going to SUCK.
• 9:00 That’s another cliche in Pooh’s Adventures - knowing things they’re not yet supposed to know.
• 10:44 How can that wake him up? It’s not even audible.
• 19:51 Oh goody, he’s using actual footage after all. Even if it’s poor camcording.
• 20:46 I’ll never come with you. Never!
• 21:08 Heh heh.
• 21:31 What makes characters like Finn and Jake so useless in these adventures is the fact that there’s only three seats.
• 22:32 Another bit of desperation.
• 23:17 He cast Phineas just to do that? What a waste.
• 23:32 Well, many people have probably dreamed of meeting cartoon characters, I’ll give this video that.
• 24:45 [link]
• 25:00 [link]
• 29:36 Okay, this actually fits. It would fit a lot more, though, if Sharkboy and Lavagirl wasn’t so sucky.
• 34:10 Desperation (worthier of a mention than the last time).
• 35:39 This time it doesn’t actually fit, it’s just annoying repetition.
• 36:23 Shouldn’t they be licking their lips out of curiosity?
• 37:45 “No way Sha*cut off*
• 39:04 Well, that was quite a forced "What” shot.
• 41:16 Weren’t there enough scream shots?
• 43:23 For the second time, Sharkboy’s smarter than to listen to “Uh guys”.
• 44:49 Good thing this is crossing over with Adventure Time and not Pooh Bear.
• 44:58 One of the reasons why this movie and this video both suck.
• 45:59 Jake isn’t supposed to be that much Finn.
• 46:07 His turn? He’s just mouthing Sharkboy!
• 46:14 Jacob Black, everyone.
• 47:23 *drinks*
• 49:18 *drinks again* Really?
• 50:05 *drinks yet again* Ugh.
• 51:30 Poor Max, never getting a chance.
• 57:44 “Legend has it you two are the chosen o*cut off*
• 1:01:38 And guess who chose them.
• 1:01:49 Oh joy. A self insert. And he claims that his parents died.
• 1:02:02 "That sounds awes” Huh?
• 1:02:05 Just like what Batman had to put up with.
• 1:04:20 It’s been months since I last saw a Cartoon Network character with poorly formatted subtitles.
• 1:05:00 Agh!
• 1:06:03 Weren’t there enough scenes of Finn and Jake in an ice kingdom?
• 1:07:14 I can see it coming - the Ice Princess happens to be the Ice King’s you-know-what.
• 1:07:59 Oh boy. The Ice King has nothing to do with this, doesn’t he?
• 1:10:28 Really, they entered an ice palace and there was no mention of the Ice King whatsoever.
• 1:10:57 Having that part coming out of the Ice King’s mouth just makes no sense considering he’s not elecrtic.
• 1:14:25 “Sharboy”
• 1:16:13 “And besides, we*cut off* THINK, WHY DON’T YOU.
• 1:16:27 (see 21:08)
• 1:17:09 Marceline had no introduction!
• 1:19:00 Finn’s battle with Marceline is at least not a display of 3D gimmicks.
• 1:22:21 Now all that needs to be solved is the mystery as to why that other guy chose the Flame Princess as a villain.
• 1:23:36 Not as old as crossing over cartoon characters with films they’re not supposed to be in.
• 1:24:55 It’s lines like these that ruin the mood. Again, typical for a Pooh's Adventure.
• 1:30:25 The Ice King should be kinda proud that it’s snowing.
• 1:32:22 Ever heard of something called "punctuation”?
• 1:34:02 Okay, now that is a step too far.
• 1:34:07 Oh glob.
• 1:35:03 The more adventures there are, the worse the casting gets.

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• Trouble this kid could get into for saying his parents died: 

Overall: 3.8/5

0.24/10. It ain’t the worst example of camcording, and it’s a good thing Skarkboy and Lavagirl sucks, but Finn and Jake are only there to change who says what and the editing is so lazy that no attention is paid to the fact that there’s an Ice king and an Ice Princess in the same world, and Marceline gets no proper introduction, neither is she seen again when she says that she’s on Finn and Jake’s side. Oh well, according to the credits it could be worse. MUCH worse.